h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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For all my friends, others too,
A Christmas wish from me to you
From when I was yclept Hullabaloo -

From when I was a Vogon,
In days long gone.

my wishes for health and happiness continue each and every day to you Jabsbut maybea bit extra at this rime of year

Good Yule
Happy holiday
I'm no fool
I've goneaway!

Great vogon poem. Didn't know it was by you, Jabs.

Jabs have a very happy Yule tide.
And may you get all that you wish
being blessed with all that natures provides,
perhaps even a plate of freshly caught fish.

Thanks folks. The h3 in the title stands for either Happy+H2 or Ho Ho Ho - take your choice, or take both.

Best wishes to all,

Jab/s

That reminds me that I haven't even started work on my Grand Christmas Poetic Masterpiece* yet.



*That's the poem that will win me the Nobel prize, unless I screw up and put bel(l)s in it.

If you think that's bad Paul, try this one (I won't inflict any more on you):

http://h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/brunel/A762680

Jabs

[and good luck with your Nobel project......]

Oh, if you want to win the Nobel Prize you just *have* to put bel(ls) in it.

That Hullabaloo was a great poet!

Jabs, I hope you can get Hullabaloo to write another Christmas poem. Maybe the rest of us can add our own efforts.

Unfortunately, Paul, he's retired. Why don't you write one for us?

Jabs

any idea where the fancy dress party is ??

"Why don't you write one for us?" [Jabs]

My head is swimming with ideas. The thing is, they are ideas about how scary Christmas can be. For instance, those Father Christmas dolls that stand gauntly on the store shelves, looking shell-shocked and dour, hardly robust enough to stand yet with a wiry toughness. Look in their eyes, and you don't see a lot of hope for merry times.