h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

BlueSue,
Perhaps you should have been born in Oz as was I. Actually April here is in Autumn, with Winter to come. At least you have the promise of better things ahead. As an Aries I tend to be a bit impatient with unpleasant things.

To Valerie, who had no shape
Her best friend was her sellotape
That's why young Jane, her only human friend
Said Val, you'll come to a sticky end
Unless you use it rarefully
And very very carefully

Howzat?

Jab

Looks you might have it taped Jabs!

I'll stick around for the verdict.

At Christmas time,
It seems a crime:
There's no escape
From sellotape.

Hi Jabs,

I'm partially offline, staying with relatives, so I'll just say



And will talk again when the turkey is eaten.

Infie

Happily can get h2g2 on my phone so Happy Christmas everyone! Hope you,re all having a really good one.

well i will me buggered,i thougt nothing rhymed with sellotape ,i mean nothing is as uncomfortable as having sellotape stuck to you'r personage in any shape or form

Ah well, you reckoned without the creative genius of the 'Bad Poetry' group. Issue a challenge and it's sure to be picked up by at least one.

Hope you, Sue and all the rest are having a great day!

Regards,


Jabs

Hiya Jabs! Hope you're having a great one. We're enjoying being at my daughter's - always good.

Sellotape?
There is no escape.
It get caught in the hairs
right at the nape!


Nappy Strudels *hic*

And Melly Chocolate Binges!

Should have been You, Sue, and all the rest - ie the You is Sue - hey! I'm a poet!!

lil and el D - thanx for your messages.

Jabs

Good to see you, Jabs


I'm just winding down before going to bed.


lil xx

I'm coming unwound.
My mind is unsound.
I ate Yorkshire pudding
And put on a pound.

The turkey, the pudding,
The stilton, the port,
We did what we wanted,
Not what we ought!

The kindness of strangers
Who bring Christmas cheer,
Has left us with goodies
To last us a year.