h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Researcher 210299
First, if you want to change your research number to a nick name that is easier for people to remember, then just click on the preference button and change your nick name

Right, now back to the plot

Welcome to H2G2, my name is manda (well its not really but thats another story) I am from Wolverhampton in the UK, I am your "ACE", (Assistant Community Editors), and I am here to welcome you to H2G2 and to show you around, there is always something going on here to please every one if you know were to find it

If you can click on this number >> A725500, were Rocket Man has made a page for new Researcher's to look at,

Or this number >> A534953 which will take you to Shea's List 'o Links.

If you want to brighten up you page you could always look at this page >> A690518 ,

If you need any more help or just want to talk then do not hesitate to ask, you can leave me a message on my page by clicking on this number >> U193090 , or by clicking on the "REPLY" button at the bottom of this page, and I will get back to you,
Have some and a cup of to keep you going.
Speak to you later <ok

Manda

lets have less of those cheesy pictures.

you mean like this ( that is surposed to be a cheese cake )
if you want to put the smileys in you posting, just click on any smile that you see, like this one >> and it will take you to the smiley page, pick the smiley you want and put it in , so will turn into ( thats my favorate smiley )

how are you getting on here

manda

literally stop.

What was that? Is that your job? Just making little pictures?

Not so clever now are we?

I am just as clever as I have been for years

manda

Get a metaphorical life.

why get a metaphorical life, when I have a real one that is great

manda

Is it? You sound fairly sad to be honest. Please don't reply, just leave me alone.

hi tom...

i'm a bit confused about your behaviour there... Mr Manda was doing his job as an ACE by welcoming you and offering some advice and certainly hasn't shown any disrespect towards you as far as i've seen..

so why being so hostile towards him?!...

loup.dargent