Right. Now, to die a twisted, bitter individual is my best hope after the fortnight I've had, and the succubi that initiated it is stalking the streets with her new floozy **CHAP** who she met WHEN SHE WAS OUT WITH ME.

I mean, honestly, I'm as liberal minded as the next bitter, twisted individual but that really peels my **BACON RIND**. Mind you, we did break up properly about 4 years ago....

Anyhoo, more updates on my lovelife will follow.

I've a good mind to go to Beach nightclub tonight and **SAUTE** that girl I saw last Thursday. Very nice. Dyed red hair. No names...;)

I sayyyy vicar.....

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