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Oh hell and damnation. After 3 months of cold turkey and not seeing my ex, who is gorgeous and funny and I've seen her naked and I want more, we went for a few drinks.

Now she KNOWS I like her still and want to see her boobs again, but she goes and gets off with this tit in a sheepskin jacket at the bar. Kicked in the bollocks is an understatement. Ah well.

To be honest this is probably just what I need to try and get her out of my life totally, and to celebrate this occasion, I'm going out tonight to shag the girl I met in Beach Nightclub last Thursday for she is sexy and two can play at her game etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, any good stories about ex girlfriends and I may devise an Ex Hate Page for my assignment at Uni.

Regards one and allsmiley - bubbly.


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