h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oi its you wot takes ages to reply i posted that message ages ago lol you
just havent got the time to reply to me anymore eh your too bust with your
new toyboy lmaoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

wots my bust got to do with anything lol you is talking like we havent talked for ages you only emailled me about 3 seconds ago let the apron strings go giggle i dont have a toyboy im a toygirl you silly xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

wot you going on about now lol i didnt mention your bust giggle we havent talked on here for ages your just to busy watching TRISHA these days lmaowot do you where an apron for its not like you do any cooking giggle wot kind of toygirl are you a barbie doll lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you made a selling mistake course i had to laugh at it lol wots up with watching trisha i dont mind waiting on you watching why im on here im a doll thats all well i can pretend you is still eh xxxxxxxxxxxxx

wot do you mean i have made a selling
mistake?loli dont know wot
you is laughing atwots rite with watching trisha gigglewhy pretend im stillyou isnt making much sense this morningxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you didnt get wot i ment eh no you should have said busy but you said bust god i cant beleive im explaining this giggle so when i said selling word i was slagging you heres the p get it now lmao leave trisha alone and if i miss an episode i can always find out from you wot happened eh you isnt making much sense either lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

nope i didnt understand wot you meant
and still dont so just forget it lmao
i dont watch trisha so i wont be able to tell you wot happend lol wot was it about this morning an alcy
ladyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

thats right you always want to forget about wot im talking about when you dont understand eh OH guess who watched trisha this morning your addicted now eh lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i dont know who watched trisha this
morning it wasnt me lmao why you not talking to me then you tell me to come on here then just ignore me lmao too busy with john?xxxxxxxxxxx

how did you know wot trisha was about then if you didnt see it who says i wasnt talking to you, you only wrote one message after mines you must have checked online thingy that i still cant type out im eh lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
john who?

cos my mum was watching it thats how i knew wot it was about lol dont fib you know who john isyou type it out like this but without the
spaces <./> online </.> xxxxxxxxxxxxx

oopss it didnt work lmao < . / > online < / . > try again giggle xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oh yes blame your mum for watching trisha that isnt very nice you wee who is john im getting fed up with you no explaining lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i cant help it if she watches it can i gigglejohn is your internet lover how can you forget that lmaooh and i see you just had to copy and make your leisure box so you can click on it stop copying off mexxxxxxxxxxxxx

arrghhhh my private message box as gone now im going to have somenow andgiggle xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyour toxic lol

internet lover i should be so lucky to have one of them lol you watch trisha with your mum nothing wrong with that i isnt copying off you i noticed your private mesage box was off too manda said his is off aswell are you still about? xxxxxxxxxxxxx

im now lol see you later xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

arrghhh nope i dont watch that boring
programe why you not replying to my private messages your just being tight now ehlmao xxxxxxxxxxx

i dont have any private messages from you or i would reply xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

are you there? xxxxxxxxxxxxx