h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

manda knows im thick i tell him all the time i seen your box with the smiley in wot else is you trying to do? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i made you some tea well its all you get cos you didnt tea time email me bet you is tonight eh lol aww hurry up im im talking to myself again xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx go buy me something nice lol

you is so dozy eh i told you on email
i was having ayou just dont take
time to read all my email eh lmaobuy you something nice
wot have you gave besides an headachexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how many hours ago was this reply to my message its all these coversations and emails you is doing i KNOW all that now so its you wots dozy its you wot gives me the headache lmao xxxxxxxxxxx

wot you on about now lmao how can i give you headache lol its not that old the reply i have only just replied rotflmaoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you replied to a message 14 hours ago though im only just on oh shut up about it there is no point you never read how old my messages to you is do you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

stopgiggle wots the point in
reading how old the messages are at least i reply to themok in future i wont reply to them at allxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

alls im saying is we talk and find things out in other conversation or email would help if you did read how old messages was no point if we have already talked about it dont reply to old things see if i care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you mean you do all the talking and i just listen thats more like it ehoh well best take the dogs out time is getting on ttfnxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i just think if we had one conversation going we wouldnt be asnwering each other twice im going now too ttfn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

have you gone then thank godim
gone toowell stick to one conversation then okxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well you chose which one to stick to then we can unsubsubscribe to the other ones makes more sense eh my page is filled with loads you havent answered yet lol you isnt off you is on eh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you mean its full with all your cheating conversations more like ehwot have i not answered then bet you watched britney on top of the pops eh i know you really love here giggle xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you still havent chose a conversation have you lol just leave it too complicated for you eh i have been doing my page up and i would rather watch paint dry than britney shes so dull lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

nothing is too complicated for me im clever lol oh you have put more smilies on your page eh i think you should make your messaging boxes smaller too you dont know how to it eh awww how can you say that about britneyat least she is still going not like A1xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OI its your page wot is the tip lol my boxes need to be that big for every one wot talks to me i know how to do it but i like them that size just you go watch britney tell me fibs lmao you isnt allowed to say a1 right lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

so how many messages you had today then giggle i just think it looks a rite mess with the boxes so huge lmao
but then again you like huge things eh rotflmao ;op a1 are dead and buried lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

your just jealous cos your page is a bit like an empty home just now its like you is just moving in eh lol shut up right instead of being jealous of a1 just get over it lol im going shop soon are you stopping on here xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

me jealous no way lol i think its you
wot need to get over the fact that a1
are finished lmao im surprised you didnt get there wallpaper giggle im not stopping on here i just told you cloth ears>rofl>wot took you so long in replying are you and brian sharing
pc lol awwww how sweet eh rotflmaogonexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i isnt replying to this its 4 hours old now and we already talked about it lol brian wasnt on 4 hours ago that i know of xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx