h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, they are comforting little beasts to have around eh? But if you've slipped the leash surely this was a brilliant opportunity for getting a babysitter and going out for a boogie?

Of course, at your age you'd have to inform the local casualty department just in case

You're on the brink of me casting one of my spells on you Mr A.

Ok, ok. I surrender.

I don't mean to be rude, i only offend people i like honestly

Please feel free to give me grief too.

Hmmmmm.... wonder how these got here.

Now where's that roll of parcel tape?

Crikey Loons, i said give me grief, not fuel my parcel tape related fantasies Who knows where it could end

Oddly..i'm sober

Parcel tape is fun. Double sided on the other hand is a bit tricky

Oops!!

Steady woman, you're becoming all agitated

Hey, double sided tape. Perfect chat up line.

"Fancy sticking around with me for a while?"

Funny, I was & collected when I arrived here.

Must be having one of those hot flushes

It'll be your age dear.........I SAY, IT'LL BE YOUR AGE DEAR........YES.

Either that or the strange power of Hootoo.

What's on for the weekend then Loons?

Well I obviously need to cool down a bit first & get this hot flush thing under control.

Other than that just amusing myself & the young 'un, chores, shopping, that kinda thing.

Yourself?

Well, i'm glad you asked.

I've actually got a rare weekend off. But as it's football season, most of it will be stood in a muddy field watching the little darlings hoofing a ball about. However, i have managed to get Sunday afternoon allocated to ten pin bowling, then into Pizza Hut for tea.
I've also got Moday off, and am planning to nap most of the day, and contemplate my belly button for the rest of it.

No work? that's then

Boys love playing in mud don't they? I pity the parents who have to wash the kit though

Us girls of course are squeaky clean little

I delegate kit washing duties to the mehmsab, as i'm allergic to all those nasty chemicals. (That's why i have to have my meals and cups of made for me too)

Squeaky clean????? Oh yeah that's right i forgot. You don't get caught do you

How do you keep junior amused in squeaky clean Southcoast world then? Is it still crochet lessons, songs around the pianoforte, and iced cakes for tea?

Well, we sing sea shanties, mend fishing nets and go looking for cockles.

It seems to be party season for 10 year olds at the moment so buying & stuff in the morning.
Mostly she likes the outdoors when the weather's good otherwise filling the house up with Sylvanian creatures.

I'm just very good at covering my

*gets out floor mop & bucket*

Ah those fish nets are always in need of repair.

Yeah at that age boys and girls are pretty similar. get out, screaming, yelling, filthy dirty........great fun Shame they have to grow up.(girls i mean, boys NEVER grow up)

Hmmmmmm, you sound slightly misterious at times Loony, i think it's all that sea air.

That's why you enjoy digging up relics isn't it? Playing in the mud still at your age!

Bit of now. Catch you again soon

Hope you're ok soon matey. hug

See ya soon, and have a super weekend.

Did that mean you don't want to talk to me for the rest of the weekend?

Tough!

Hope your nice & dry now. Have a to ward off the shivers.

Cheers my dear......that is just what the ordered.

I thought you might do your world famous disappearing act over the weekend that's all

So what DID you fill your day with then? Are we all shopped out of Sylvanian toys?

Blimey, what didn't I do?

Shopped in town - walking both ways, bought new jeans , took daughter to party, mowed the lawn (rather soggy ), wasted a half hour waiting to talk to BT, cleaned out guinea pig, hoovered.

Well you did ask!

If I'm world famous, you must be Mr Universe.

What's the whinging thing about?