h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Night night Quark, sweet connery dreams,

That really is too bad having to work on your birthday , i'll be thinking of you.

* Decides this calls for a vast present.......cheap, but vast *

evening butch, how's it going tonite

am gettinga bit over-excited as is less than 24 hours til the sea-fest

you know i don't think i'll be able to sleep tonite

Your enthusiasm is infectious oh Queen Quark of Quirkyness. I too am feeling the irresistable urge to do a dashing white sergeant to the skirl of the pipes the noo.

And i can almost smell the smoke, the fish, and the whisky............oh hang on ,that's me bin needs emptying.


I like Butch...............very macho

macho.....as in leather-trousers wearing, hairy chest and unusual moustache
or macho as in grrrrrrrrr?

would you like me to send you some smokie-flavoured ice-cream?

In the navy...........

I don't know why i wanted to sing that all of a sudden.

I'd love that smoky ice cream, most likely make me as sick as a dog but............hey-ho.

Off to bed now Quark, busy day truckin' tommorrow. I'll try to catch you over the weekend for a full sea-fest report, have loads of fun..........and of course.

Night night.

St. Elmo the envious

.....off to look at and ....

is the closest it's been for 60,000 years. I'll wait til it comes round again.

well i survived the worshipping, and the hordes of tourists, 20000 allegedly

so my weekend was very busy

was cloudy again last night, no , or to be seen

how was ur weekend then, got over having to work a bank holiday then?.

It's been really cloudy down here at night too . I keep going out and trying to find , but have only caught a few glimpses. Could be all that smoke from the festival drifting down here i suppose. 20,000 people, that's some crowd, funny i've never heard of it before, have to find out more.

Not too bad working this weekend, i'm getting used to working while everyone else is enjoying themselves. You had to suffer it too though ,how did your day go?

fine, except i hate customers. if i had my way they would have to stand at the door and point at what they wanted - no mess, no chewing gum, and no children!

needed 3 cans of coke and 2 caffeine tablets to get going this morning, i think i may have overdone it at the weekend

Good girl, way to go. You know the weekend has been a success when you wake up on monday with eyes like this.......


Fantastic idea about the customers, perhaps you could give them a really long stick so they could point and pick up their purchases without leaving the pavement. ( Except the hunky marines of course)

no no stick, i get the stick,which can be used for whacking them over the legs if they don't behave themselves

thought i'd better enjoy my last weekend as a young lass . however do intend to get very merry this weekend too

You are fast turning into a stereotypical British shop worker, i'm sre they send you to a school of surlyness

you're still young Quark, tommorrow you will just be one year older, next year i'm a whole decade older

Yay, HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUARK,



I know it's not much but i got you this......., and inside is...................a , i thought it was quite appropriate.

Have a brilliant day, even if you do have to work, i give you permission to be as rude to the customers as you want today, i find this works well...............

St Elmo the party animal.

thank you, have had an unusual day

here is a piece of birthday for you, it's got icing, cream, and is, yes you've guessed it

thanks for the birthday prezzie, it's fab, have hung the over my bedroom window, so i can see it before i go to

For unusual i read tell all Quark .

Did you see tonight, still ing cloudy down here

no in sight, been raining or cloudy here most of the night, it's all a giant conspiracy by alistair campbell

Hi Quark,

I wonder if i'm looking in the right place...........Mrs. Airscotia reckons i wouldn't know Mars from my elbow...she finds that very funny.............i think it must be a Scottish joke.

Still cloudy ,still looking, but no sign of Mars,Galaxy or Milky way............having a bag of revels and going to bed.


St Elmo the Astronomically challenged.

*waves as rushes by, leaves prezzie on table*

OOOOhhhhhhhhhhhh my favourite sort of prezzie .

Where have you been to collect prezzies then Quark ? I thought you must have been abducted by Martians or something as we have'nt seen you on here for so long..

* Drinks his and sings quietly to himself *



Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars..........