h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

in retrospect, i think i *may* have missed the joke about the beaver. what beaver? please bear with me. i do not normally venture into the outside world, being an incurable geek and a bit of a reclusive one too.

well, 160 cm ain't short. well, not over here anyway. still... i'm happy to say that should we ever meet, i won't be the one looking up

Tell ya what, Keyan, I'll tell you in an email what the joke was about. Don't worry - I think it's an American thing, anyway. I had to explain it to a Jamaican friend of mine once.
So, ya sayin we're gonna meet one day? Sounds good to me! Just let me know when you are coming over and I'll make some nachos and brownies.
-Dale

i'm not much of a junk food freak but i love brownies! (my best friend tycho's mum makes 'em for our lab parties, and they're lovely with vanilla ice cream. all things considered, it's a *good* thing i run around a great deal)

unfortunately, i'm not exactly your next-door neighbour (then again, with the internet, who can tell? do you read 'sherman's lagoon'?), so there's very little chance that we'll be meeting anytime soon. *unless* of course, you're planning to go for a hootoo meet in 2005, because i plan to show my face at one (bob almighty, my hootoo friends are in for a mighty big surprise)

Sounds good to me....lemme know when and where and I shall attend.
I make some pretty good brownies. Recently I added peanut butter chips to a few batches and they were quite nice. I even put walnuts, pecans, extra chocolate, stuff like that in them. Back in September I made a cooky cake for Web Masta and added extra chocolate and peanut butter to it. She loves chocolate! While I was in Ohio I got a cravin for it and brought a big bag of Reese's Cups and Kit Kats to her home. It was gone in no time!

call me weird, but i've never had an actual craving for chocolate seriously. i'll eat it if it's served, but i won't go looking for it otherwise. (my friends elton and alex, on the other hand, get disgustingly euphoric when indulging in belgium chocolates. bob almighty, the last time they shared a bag they looked like they were having orgasms in public )

i *must* confess, however, i do have a certain weakness for wafers. and i'm not talking about the sort they give out at communions.

I'm not familiar with wafers. The only ones I know of are Vanilla and are often used to make banana pudding. Are these the same?
Oh my....public orgasms! Can't say I've seen such things, but there have been close calls with some of my friends. Web Masta did a great fake one whilst she lay upon my hotel bed on 17 October and did a sort-of Meg Ryan impression.
Notice I can remember the exact date, LOL.
-Dale

hmm... somebody is online.

wafers. you know, those very thin er, sheets of biscuits sandwiching chemical paste that tastes of peanut butter/strawberry/vanilla, but are really just chemical paste with flavouring added. comes in big bags that nobody was ever meant to open, judging by how tightly they seal 'em.

Yep, I'm online!
NOW I know what you're talking about! Those are *very* good!
Got AIM or MSN or Yahoo? Come find me (if ya dare!)
-Dale

well, i have msn to go from the website. the question is - shouldn't i be at work? what nick do you use for msn?

Type in my email addy and my name will pop up as Dale.
Hope to see ya there! I'm waiting!

er... what about yahoo?

Same for Yahoo....I'm Madman42q everywhere.