h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Owl of Doom....
Welcome to h2g2..I'm Emmily..one of the many ACEs'..(Assistant Community Editors)..we're here to offer you a warm welcome..advice & links to help you find your way around..
Nice to see your finding your way around....I'll still offer you my usual list of links..there's a suggestion page for new smileys..you might like to suggest owl..if it's not already been suggested..I'll get back to you..with a link for that page..soon....
You can click on any of the numbered links below..
Have a ....or....put your feet up..relax..&..let your fingers do the walking..
You can click 'Preferences' on the left of screen to change your number to a name..or..to change the skin..(background)..there are 3 to choose from..brunnel..alabaster..or..classic goo..(you are in brunnel..the default skin)..you might like to experiment a bit..see which one you prefer to use....
You might like to hitch a ride on our tour..@ A317459
A full list of Smileys including some great new ones..@ A155909
The slang used here can be a bit confusung..h2jargon explains all..@ A632431
You can customise your space..using what is available through h2g2..Find out more @..A Taste of GuideML..@ A768594 ..or Spicing up Your Page..@ A690518
2..ACEs'..have created hints & links for new researchers..Feisor's..@ A719840 ..&..Rocket Man's..@ A725500
Like most communities we have Clubs & Societies..find out about these..@ A660340
If your interested in writing for the Guide..you might find Writing Guidelines..@ A53209 useful..
Hope you find these helpful..&..you enjoy yourself here....to reply to this post..click 'reply' below..

Emmily

The link as promised....
It's called..h2g2 Smiley Ideas List..@.. A651935
Owl is already on the list....

Emmily

I thought it's about time I did the polite thing and responded to this!

Thanks for the introduction! As a guru myself now, I'm finding your links very useful indeed

Here, have some !

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About time I replied too....

Thanks Owl..have some tasty well fattened..



Hope that's enough to keep you going..&..to protect my slapping ....

(getting 'website not responding error'.. if this gets posted twice)..

Emmily

Thanks for all the , Emmily!

Go on, you can keep your as long as you promise not to slap yourself too hard with it...

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Hmmm..well..I discovered that if I slap myself too hard with the wet kipper..it sort of breaks into lots of pieces..&..flies everywhere..then I have to go catch another....so..I'll only slap myself gently....

Emmily

The concept of wild kippers makes me laugh. It's like the "wild haggis" thing.

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I can just imagine a kilted wild haggis..running down a hill..it's little legs going as fast as they can..being chased by a group of burly bearded kilted men..kilts flying in the air..showing what they've got..(or havent got)..with a in one hand and a wet kipper in the other hand....

WG Emmily

I hope that particular wet- wasn't nicked from you! Unless, of course, you're attempting to imply that you _are_ a burly, bearded, kilt-wearing scotsman (which, somehow, I find hard to believe)...

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