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Just when you thought it was safe to look around H2G2...
Posted Sep 1, 2003
A couple of idiots wrote some more rubbish.
"THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE BISHOP OF ELY" - A Stupid Story
"Absolute junk," - The Times
"Hated every word" - The Telegraph
"It was *** *********** ******* *** * **** **** and that's putting it lightly" - The Guardian
"You couldn't pay me to read this... well they did pay me to read it... and I didn't," - The Express
Um... if anyone asks, it wasn't written by me.
And if that hasn't put you off, you can find this, and insult it, at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A1161785
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The Evil Bread
Posted Aug 12, 2003
Out Now: A NEW exciting, action packed Adventure:
The Evil Bread - http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A1140986
Starring Stephen Frod and Lanks Baywatch.
And written by, those same too yoemen of the keyboard.
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Latest reply: Aug 12, 2003
Bored? Hungry? Hot? Called Dave?
Posted Aug 6, 2003
YES! This journal entry which will appear on all my contacts screens is aimed at YOU personally Mike/Lance/Marian/Richard/Super Bufanda/Andrew/Pam/Hurricane/Martin... and so on (delete as appropriate).
Are you fed up? Tired? Looking for something interesting to read? Why not read the latest Dailyness interview! Yes, "INTERVIEWED - Martin Penny" is now online: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A1135207
I also recomend that you visit www.dailyness.o-f.com which has recently been updated with new articles/sport/news/facts.
(end of plug)
... Um... now time for a journal entry... um... "Steven's Thought for the Day":
~Life:~
Sometimes it's a chicken,
Sometimes it's a chair,
Sometimes it's a bit of cheese,
Suspended in the air.
(end of journal entry)
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The Surprisingly Exciting Life of Steven Ford
Posted Aug 4, 2003
(Extract from H2G2) "We all lead interesting lives..."
Well, this is my tale. It’s a tale of, adventure, intrigue, excitement, toast and long lists of incorrect things. It is also taken straight off my calendar.
Monday: Library books (4 due back)
Tuesday: Nothing.
Wednesday: Hair cut, 11.00.
Thursday: -
Friday: CHANGE WATER FILTER
And, there we have it folks, the surprisingly exciting life of me. Dramatised in 60 words, by me.
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Latest reply: Aug 4, 2003
Well, I'm back again...
Posted Aug 2, 2003
Well, the title says it all really, nothing much I can add to that. I'm back, having sone no fishing at all. I did, however, sort of fall in a river... a bit.
Anyway, enough of that paragraph, onto a new paragraph.
I checked my e-Mails, and I had 48, so I checked on my other account, and I had 29. When I came round, I checked on H2G2, and saw a load of people muttering darkly about the boards changing, and me having missed everything, and so on, as usual after you go on holiday. Now, I really can't be bothered to go back and read through everything, so if anyone feels like bringing me up to speed, in a couple of paragraphs, using words of one or maybe two sylables, I'll be quite happy.
I bought some rock for you too... but I ate it in the car.
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