h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have just made my way through 21 different ales and porters. I am I am happy and I just found out that the sexy marbaid at my local is the sister of an old frend from my french and science classes at scholliwol.!

Bow down before my enerbriated glorry!

was this some kinda beer festavile? not had a beer in ages... well... since ... wednesday I think < and that was* literataly* 2 beers.. maybe three well... and some cider

Day 2 of my local aale house [Dark Star's Stand Up Inn, Lindfield] beer fest. I've made my through all the ale and porter todya and I did some perries and fine ale yestrday.

Lordy 2legs i think that is the closest to tee-total I've known you in all my years here!

I'll let ya into a secret; went round a 'friends', and with him visited a 'associate', and 'did inhail', and 'did sniff', and wehn we left... quite mashed, we decided to pop in for a beer, first pub was just about to close early as they were so dead (pity ahd a loverly pint of black sheep ale) and the second pub we went in was more of a 'posh bar' type affair , though it did have rahter good Adnahms Broadside which we had a couple of , but then we had to leave, as and was on the cards for ... many hours to come I might* be out tomorrow not sure yet... all my mates are getting married and having children... and I'm the only* sensible* one left... not my fault they don't go out no more

I've been off the booze owing to penicillin, but I'm alright now and I can get pished if I wish to

I use some powder for my nose. It's the only thing that makes me feel warm inside.

*worries*

As I am sure has been notice words get left out of sentences when I try to turn them from electrical sparks in the brain and into the written word.
Missing from my last post was 'could' in the first part and 'As' in the second.

We're are relieved now

Yup. Relieved!

Haven't had any, in more that a year. If it were cheap here as in Venezuala...

Yay, a complete the phrase! Okay, um...

If it were cheap here as in Venezuala...we'd *all* have a bicycle!

... I'd have lost my nasal septum.

Highlights of the festival were [please be aware that I was taking proper tasing notes I was too busy talking and getting ]:

Dark Star > 'Summer Soltice' one of their summer special editions. Although I've had many of these in the past it was still in my opinion the outstanding ale of the event. I always am literally smacking my lips at the refreshing goodness and taste experience of this beer.

Crouch Vale > 'Essex Blonde' It's blonde, it's beer and was as easy on the tongue as the name might imply.

Northern Brewery > '45' Not quite the answer to life the universe and everything but it's a got alot going for it all the same. Aroma. Body. And something interesting going in the aftertaste.

Vale Brewing Co. > 'Grumpling Premium Old Ale' Nothing to be grumpy about with this one, not the most exciting pint in the universe but a good old-fashioned enjoyable pint.

Wolf Brewery > 'Wolf Whistle' Wet your whistle with this one and expect a good aroma and nice body. Went well with my steak and ale pastey.

(I couldn't quite figure out where to put that 'as'...)

(Me neither.)

ooo I particularly like the Dark Star from that list the crouch vale one I've had beore too I think, not sure about the others, the wolf one rings a bell

I'm lucky, my local is a Dark Star pub and they've always got some interesting guest ales at the hand pumps.
They quite a few of the Dark Start special editions on. Spicey Kiwi, brewed with cinnamon I think it was, very interesting things happening on the tongue with that one, Sunburst and Spiced Wheat which are in the same vein as Solstice but don't quite match it in the ' stakes'. I'm sure there were others I can't quite recall at this precise moment.


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