h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They're green. I used to want blue ones, but the green suit me just fine.

Went out of town for the weekend - family reunion in western Kansas. Long drive and not enough time to talk to everyone. It's a big family.

Glad you had a nice time you green eyed siren, i quite miss talking to you at the weekend.

Only problem with a long drive to a party means no, now that is not good.


I by the way have blue eyes ....would you like to make me an offer.

I'd *love* to make you an offer, but this *is* supposed to be a family site.

You're making me now

I *meant* make me an offer for the eyes.

But on reflection ..............

I could just ask my eye for some colored contacts. I'm really quite happy with mine the way they are now, though.

A well adjusted foxy who's satisfied with her own body......this just gets better and better.

Care for a little, Mon Cherie ?

Love some. Thanks.

If you had to be remembered for something Emee , what would you like it to be?

And i don't mean the biggest lottery winner in U.S history

I think as an epitaph i'd like; 'He never did look where he was going'

No,no that's facile, i'd like; 'He made me laugh'

Hmm... I'll have to think about that one. Being remembered might be enough.

Although lottery winner might be nice.

You're about late tonight Foxy, can't tear yourself away eh?

No need to explain, i understand

It's you.

Plus, my senior manager needed a cost summary on a contract.

You cost contracts? i didn't realise you worked for the mob. I know i said you were a forceful woman but.................


You could make me an offer i can't refuse any time you like.

Not that kind of contract. It's for a discount we're owed on telecommunications services we lease from another company.

Of course, of course Don Emee......i quite believe you.

*Makes mental note to check bed for horses head *

Looking extra foxy this evening, something different......i don't think i've seen that dress before, new is it?

What can I say? We made them an offer they can't refuse.




Yes, it's a new dress. I went shopping. It's new perfume as well.

You're looking especially dashing. May I ask why you chose a outfit?

I thought it was time my Buckle had a good swashing.

The man in the shop said it's all the rage this season, and he gave my cutlass a good polishing for free.

I too have a new odour.....smell,..... guessed what it is yet?

* Proffers neck for the ladies attention *

The cutlass is *very* shiny.

*sniffs* Hmm... It isn't Obsession.

No, it's 'SAVAGE', it brings the beast out in you apparently, and the man in the shop said it also keeps mosquito's at bay

A bargin i think you'll agree for $2 a litre

That's good about the mosquitos at least. Some of them here have been known to carry off horses.

Small horses you have there.

We don't have mossies here, but Scotland has their vicious little brother the midge,

Now they've been known to carry off adult Haggis