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I dare you to change your name to Smij

Like this??

why change perfection

YAY!!!

arggh! it's the dreaded name virus I've heard that's going around

You must have a slightly different virus to the rest of us Prof

!eb dluoc

Now that's just daft!!!

sm on the ij...hope you have boat!?

"het ij" is water near Amsterdam

Would'nt dream of it VV.

We've got another recruit!!! YAY!!!

Smij . . .
smijter = thrower, someone who throws
uitsmijter = or chucker-out for nightclub
mijter = mitre, rather appropriate as Sinter Klaas is on his way already.
smij sound a bit like smeren = spread

woohoo!!!! We have another smij in our midst!!!

What's in it for me to add smij to my name?

You'll be getting up Jimsters nose...I'm sure of it.

Yes, but I still don't see how I am intrinsically benefited by this state of affairs.

and he uses long words on a friday afternoon.

Listen hunny, my brain switches on around Wednesday morning and turns itself off around Wednesday afternoon. If you're going to use long words, then I suggest during that time frame

I once taught myself how to say marmalaide(that is a long word)

Fine for those of you from the mersey area I shall explain it in words even a shell suit wearing oik should be able to understand.

I still do not see anny natural benefit to myself in adding smij to my name.