h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought you'd seen them ages ago ??

Nope...I like your humor

the notice, I did years ago, while at work, you should have seen the looks, when it was put on the canteen notice board.once you start reading, you know its rubbish, but the human trait is to still read to the bottom.
the update I did here on hootoo

You have far too much time on your hands

did at workthey paid me to go,but not enough to start working.


you'll have to print them off, I could just see patients reading those in the waiting room

I should do that ....the patients are usually mags
that are about 7years out of date

as are all dentist waiting rooms, plus the odd tatty readers digest

and don't forget the boring whale music playing in the waiting room

no music in mine, only go every 6 month, for quick clean of 6/7 teeththats left

I've told you to stop sleeping with your head under the pillow
That tooth is a on the quiet.....
She comes round with a crowbar

don't need crowbar, a sneeze will get mine out

one is hanging now, 3 week back dentist said does it hurt, i said no, so he said I can pull it or leave, everyone helpsI said leave it

I've seen teeth hang on by a thread and people refuse
to have them taken out....and the little devils can
hand on for years

had I the money of a footballer, I'd have those implants things, but its something like £100 plus per tooth I think

and the rest!!!....they are about £1,800 to £2,000 each

I'll have to play first divi thenlooks like suck a chip as per

I'll bring a blender to the do for you..

Well I'm off to bed now....I'm totally shattered with this heat.

I have copied the notice 1 & 2 and i'll take them into work
for a giggle

night love, sweet dreams and see you later, take careandf don't forget my 4 footed friend

Goodnight Prof!!!
It's been good chatting to you
See you soon!