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Why can't you come!!!


No. Honestly. I'll make sure I get a snog off him and then I can hold him to ransom with the piccie dad will have taken.

'so no sexy rooster to dance for you'...
So, should I call the fancy dress hire place and cancil my order for the rooster suit?

I would if I were you 2legs. I'm looking forward to platting your hair!!!

I've not cut my hairnow in quite some time... probably at least a year since I last trimmed off the end of hte tail

nobody laughed about my rooster joke

hen is anothew word for chicken....I offered rooster lap dance!

Ooooh youre coming

So will B still be wanting our sofa Odo?

Rooster Cogburn, he was a good chicken(male version)

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000078/

Hi Seraphina; B says that probably yes please to sofa space.

Hi VV, no I won't be coming. Unfortunatly due to my official duties as Ringing Master the Ross District of the Hereford Guild of Church Bell Ringers (it may sound posh, but believe me it aint!!!!) I've got to organise and run a striking competition on the 8th, and then chair a meeting after that.

I don't particularly like London anyway - but I am sorry not to be able to get up to meet you all.

I'll think of you all relaxing whilst I'm busy negotiating between the differeing factions of my branch.

I'd love to join you guys, but it's just a little far to row from Cape Town...

WR

You could always attach a sail to your boat.

*looks admireingly at the 'posing pouch' ready for the strip/drag act Hmm... maybe a few more sequins and more glitter

Oh My!!

I've got a nice new pair of black suspenders too mind, oughta get a new suspender belt to go with it

*giggles*

I'd even consider it ... if it weren't for the fact its just way way too hot to be wearing suspenders under my jeans

Ummmm.... you could wear hold up stockings..

but they're so uncomfetable

Only with thongs

You need the support of a proper suspender belt