h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just found this:
So throwin' atcha
(am newbie after all)

quack

Isn't that a swear word on the local pond?

Methinks it depends entirely where this so-called 'local' is...

Don't me young fellow-m'lady fellow m'laddo. I've been 'd by the queen y'know. She taught me all I know .



y'know "local" as in over there not here.

"fellow-m'lady fellow m'laddo"? make your mind up, I'm one or the other, not both!

ooh, royalty eh? I say!

what? over there? by the bear? on the chair? by the stair? over there???

A little with clogs on well I declare going clip clippety clop on the stair

Oh yeah, visited your web. m'lady.

yes.... the stair....

why I wouldnt have put the link here if i didnt weant people to go to it! also, why didnt you leave a message in the guestbook?????

Maybe I left an invisible message with an invisible keyboard. Alright, I'll go and do it now. God. Some peeps are soooo insistent. God

Ment to mean for not clocking u as M'lady, m'lady.

in yer face

thats ok!

*looks at indignant as she possibly can while haveing snow drop off her face*

*implodes with contained laughter*

bother.

You look funny with all that snow on your face



Anyway, serious question - you listening? look at me when I'm talking to you! *Ahem*
How do you get that scrolling thingie type moving graphics at the top of this reply bit thingy?
Well? ansa me that and stay in tune with the cosmos.........
Betcha can't.
And GET ON WITH YOUR REVISION....
Nah it. Go have a good time with all and shove exams up teachers

oh. *wipes away snow*



http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/GuideML-FORUMTHREADINTRO
or
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/GuideML-ADDTHREADINTRO

depending on which one you mean. *is in tune with cosmos *

ha. I can. you have to have your page in gudeml not plain text though.... *checks* which - you havn't. go to *edit my page* where you can change the text of your page and click the "guideML" button near the bottom. once you have your page in guideML, you can add lots of gadgets to it! see A395552 for info on that.

thanks... I think. I did actually do some today, science!

So you reckon you know your stuff hey - show off


Thanks for the tip and links and......er....and.....er....well just thanx

And you did some revision type stuff wow - science - back in my day about 1767 we never called it science - it was fizziks, bio-olojee and chemists.
I never listened, I always felt that exams were beneath me, y'know. I'd far rather be out there, wind in my hair, not a care in the world, living at one with naychurr un that and using phrases like - "Got 10p for a cup o tea mister" or "can I buy a fag of u mayut". Ahh - life.
It gets you in the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, but im not that clever so it "double science, I have exams that have all 3 in and at the end I have 2 GCSEs which are the same mark, eg, I have

science: B
science: B

its all rather confusing. I could have taken triple which seperates them but thats too hard!

well its your own fault if you live on top of an examination hall

Isn't it lonely up there, on top of that hall? All desolate and cold....with just science exams to have nightmares about?

And as for the asylum - well am glad I can choose my own cell. I'll have the one with the nails in the mattress. Greater pain for greater guilt - yah yah. Oh absoluterlee.

Do you mean Science grade B and ....er...Science grade B?
What?

And nothings too hard - well a brick wall maybe if you run into it!?!?!?

Can see why your insane.

Yours wiv a cat on their lap

Yam

I dunno, youre the one who lives there

ok, thats third on the left, keep your eye out for their no.5, hes a killer... and no noise between 10pm and 7am

my point exactly. instead of getting one grade for 'science' or one for each chemistry, biology and physics, I will have two 'science' grades that are the same. i.e. 2 gcses.

but how hard is "too" hard??? (a question guys have been asking themselves for years!)

yup.

bond-villian-stylee?

yams, courgettes and other vegatables?

"but how hard is "too" hard??? (a question guys have been asking themselves for years!)"

What, was that an in-you-en-? And you really well. Was that you on telly t'other night scaring Jane Bondage? Hmmmm.

I'll make noise between 10-7 if I is so wishing. You fascist guard types can't keep me down - oh yeah. I've been to these places before y'know - yeah - that worried you dint it - yeah. And if you scare me I'll complain to Tony Blehh. Scared now?????

What's courgettes gotta do with it? And leave vegetables alone to - you.

Poetry there - I thank you

yup, and.... nope..... or at least.. I don't think so...

no, blehh is not very scary, he'd have to go to his big bruvver bushey to sort me out!

would you like me to die of starvation? cos being a veggie I cant really leave vegetables alone...

Hope you're not chucking 's. Seeds hurt y'know. You might have me eye out -

Here's another n yer face.

Veggies are ace 'cos I is one to aswell also to. Can be difficult at times 'cos I live 'round meaties and they constantly forget to check for animal ingredients in stuff they might buy me. AND MOST DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

Do you prefer a particular companies "meat-substitutes" or will owt do?

Living out here in the country-ish, I keep coming across peeps with guns shooting stuff - not nice seeing a pigeon plunging outta sky or a bunny wabbit tumbling head-over-heels ded

And on that wonderful note

bye

always end on a smile

I did throw it to miss though... and the fact that it splatted itself on the ground next to you kinda shows.

*wipes off with used for the last one*

horrah! there is a h2 veggie society by the way, I'm a member and join if you want to. ah, I have my parents pretty well trained by now and a couple of my friends are veggie too, the rest think we are weird but the amount of weirdness added to me because of veggieness is negligable compared to my usual and ness. I'm sure they don't mean to be nasty!

pretty much anything, my local tesco sells their own brand, Quorn and Linda macartney and They are all really nice! I dont like the veggie ready-meals though, they genrally just taste of chemicals!

country-ish here too (whereabouts is your countyish? I'm sure your page says but i cant be botherd to go there
a few people I know go shooting, when they start talking about it, I just dont join in the convasation!

I will.