h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good quotes!

things to be wild! I'll explain it all another time when I can be bothered and you remind me.

ta, ? me? far from it! after all, I'm the one wearing the cloak at this moment in time!

thats some heavy luck there!

mmm, ... *scoff* thats nice!

yowser????

and post 42!!!!

Cheat, scoundrel, footpad, that was MY post you.......you......young un you. Whippersnapper - respect for your elders. Ever heard of it? huh huh? Hear that noise? That's me fast approaching Oxfordnessshire. Watch ou.....oh....I've overshot....bah...I'll gurtcha next time.

I'm not going to speak to you for the next second.........................................................................................
There - how-dyer-feel.

See yah - wouldn't wanna be yah.

I have this problem doc
Oh what is it?
It's this young fewl, she messes me about and...
Just take these pills - she'll maybe go away

- oh no I'm turning into the incredible hulk





What's wrong with yowser - Frank Zappa said it once so it's good enough for me

hah! enjoying your bath in the english channel.... (I think you live north of me.... not sure... ah well, whereever you have gone over, you will be in the sea so... )

that was one of the saddest and most depressing seconds of my life...

oh yeah?!?!?!?!?!?!

righhhhhhttt.......

theres a new book out, "How to contol people" by Lora Norder.



but arnt you meant to be green, not red and yellow?

oh. ok... yes... quite... yowser...

Oh no! Don't b sad I....I....I'm sorry for not talking 2 u 4 1 minute.
It was a sudden attack of testosterone you see . Us men do that dontcha know. Am to think I made u

Who's Lora Norder? Would you like me to fetch your slippers? Never heard of her! And where do you want these ?

I'm not a green hulk I'm a rhubard un custard hulk.

And b4 you is a wonderin' how I got outta the Channel, I followed the and thanks for the .....a ! Oh NO, not more s.



PS: here's a from the bottom of the sea. It's a hunky merman but you can have a mermaid if that's your thang

BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE

BTW, I do like this quote:

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mahatma Gandhi

meh, thats ok!

do you indeed!!

nooo, It was a joke... you know... lora norder.. law 'n' order! geddit? ba-dum-tsch!



oh, thanks for the strawberries! an so early in the season to! well done! ooh, cream too! mmm...

well, I'm not surprised rhubarb and custard tastes nicer than greens! (there is a well cool cartoon called rhubarb (well roobarb) and custard too! http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/news/cult/2004/10/08/14771.shtml

hah! I will sneak the towels apon you wherenever you are least expecting them!!!!



I say nice merman... hey.... erm... nice.... tail you have there... and nice tank of water you are living in... bit wet... and blue... *rambles on for a bit* ...so yeah... um... hows the sea then? whats that? you wouldn't know? you've been in this tank for thre days now? oh dear... well I think that you should go back into the sea immediatly, and keep in touch! *waves* byeeee!

what a lot of BYEs there are there.... well well well...

I agree, nice quote!

Oh...ha-bloody-ha-ha, you fewl you. I don't take kindly to jokes from whipper-snappers
I. am. Man. *beats chest* Me. no. laugh. Hormones. say. I must. kill. wild. animal. *sucks in tummy*


*and again*
*puffs out chest* *makes tarzan noise* Me. no. need. HRT. Me. have. plenty. You Tarzan. Me Jane


"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks (1926 - )


Roobarb un Custard on 5s milkshake but I don't watch that. . Don't care so there. Am gonna form a picket line outside 5 studios and DEMAND that YOU said it should be back on the Beeb . Amma gonna getchoo in trubble.

I say, what, have you seen my clockwork merman? Hope it's not gone ite to sea. Salt will damage it's parts dontcha-know. And one is rite ite of time to build another.

Believe me when I say Goooooooooooood-byyyyyyyyyyyye

un-cred-arbul Hulk mode a-comin on .
No wait, false alarm. S'just wind

*snaps the whip* I say nice whip youve implyed I have here.

oh. really? I say, how course!

are you sure you have things the right way round???? I think that If you are the strange man who spaks with broken. sentences, then I an the girl who er... hmm... *considers things...* has a bad memory...



you like roobab and custard? me like roobarb and custard. maybe you will have to start watching it! or get some kind of recorder! like a video, not a wind instrument!

ooo, long picket line you have there... so many.... person.

wheres trubble? near theory?

*cough*

rrrrrriiiiiihhhhhhhhhgggggggttttttttt........ hey, is green...

*holds nose*

A whip-a-snappin'. Dint know u was into bondage

I've always wanted to be Jane She always has someone there to save her. Someone else does all the work y'see.
Knew I wasn't stoooooooooopid

I might be a Jedi though *thrumm* 'cos then my midi-chlorines would be doing all the work. AND I might own a sonic dishwasher like what OB1-Kenobi has on Tatooine.

Stop telling me I have to be . Stop being a slave to the media man - chill out. Everyone knows Hulks are and . That's what happens when roobard and custard go into the shed after the show. They share a spliff and .....well....you know......they do things with s and bees.....! *titter*

Have a

Hootoo to youtoo

Yam

u don't know me u don't know me sit down beeatch u don't know me - glad J Springer's back on TV - NOT

Ahhhh - look a

hmmph.

yes. you just keep thinking that.

sonic dishwasher? what lke a sonic screwdriver? or a sonic blaster? you would be all soniced up!

rrrrrrriiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttt..... you know, I'd really rather not think about that... *too late* ewwwww.....

hey, leave that poor chick alone!

whotoo? youtoo? no... metoo!

guesswho!

ugh, I never watch those shows, they are compleatly pointless!

aha! one of those sneaky mouseesuom come to vist eh!

also, If you have your skin as brunel, then have another look at my PS, Its PURPLE!!!

and I've only got one more exam before I'm FREE UNTILL SEPTEMBER THE 5TH!!!!! NO MORE SCHOOL! NO MORE EXAMS!!

ooo! and of course:

Seein as u r free 'til Sept5th - come and fix me PC


It keeps overheating - bah

Gotta go b4 it does - take care insane in the membrane

You're mah kinda gal

Yam

ah - nah.

but have you checed if the fan is stil working? if its not fanning, there will be no cooling.

membrane. I like that word.

going to norway on sunday! (I have to wake up at 4!!!!! in the morning!!!!!! <tired&gt

for a week!

walking holiday!

just me and 2 friends, no parents!

is it a good idea to let two 16 and one 15 year old out to norway on their own??? we will have to see!

and you havnt said anything...

It was good! norway! was great! yay!

I won't tell you about it unless you say something.

still havnt told you about it. or my birthday. although I have now got a laptop...

I may email you actually.... come back!

*sings* aaah'm all alone, theres nobody here beeeeesiiiide meeeeee