h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bushwhack'd - "julias rambunctious randy rampaging alter ego "

Care to elucidate?

bushy, it was really nothing personal, i know that you bear her no resemblance in the expansive wonderfulness of your being.

i just couldnt think of anyone more opposite and wanted to tease her.

you have a healthy lust for life and lack of inhibition. there you go sweetie.

Oh thank you Kris!

Ego suitably massaged now... Anything I can do for you today?

there's nothing like the truth hey bushy ?

i try never to lie. how about sharing your real first name ?

My real first name? Why would you want to know that Kristine? Don't you feel comfortable talking to Bushwhack'd?

did i ever get to tell you how much i like your style bushy ??

it is all about connotation. to me the name "bushy" conjures up the image of a very hirsute yoni :P

ps. the problem is living in the states for 8 years. you see bushy bush there has nothing to do with africa, poor weed, loony leaders, or electrical outlets (man made ones)in the us of a.

so following the same train of thought, if you have to present me with an alternative nickname, best avoid BEAVER too.

does living amongst swanky posh types create paranoia about giving real information and thus preciptating a kidnap attempt by swarthy brigands?

kris aka micky in rl

No, you've never said you like my style! Why? Do you?

Blimey! How lashed did I get last night? I have a thumping headache and hopefully nobody will bother me today... By the way it has just occured to me that "Bush" is Australian not African in terms of a description pertaining to foliage! I always have to read your messages a couple of times to really understand what they mean which, is really quite nice!

I'm rambling... Sorry!

i am sympathetic about your hangover.....bushy (whilst smiling smugly cos that is an experience i no longer risk). poor you, lots of water, vitamin c. that next day is a high price to pay imo.

so, i will save teasing you till you come back at me with a wallop. course i like you bushy, i admire your everything you keep the boards from being boring. i limit myself to who i read and you are one of them.

hope that counteracts any guilt/self-annoyance you are riddled with this morning due to artifical chemical balances in brain box (i e poisonous toxins that precipitate karmically-undeserved negative thought activity) nothing one can do for the pure s**ted-up physical consequences of boozing though.

that's my take on hangovers anyway.

kris

What a refreshing little sparkle you truly are Kris!

Now listen, it seems we have a serious divergence of opinion here! I am all for as much chemical induced depravity as I can possibly fit into one life time! Smoking, drinking and drugs in large quantities and as often as possible. How do you get your "kicks" (as they say!) if not taking the path of least effort as in my case?

What do you think of the name changes that I have suggested? Do we have a winner?

Many thanks for your kind words! Always nice to start the day with you stroking my ego... I might just make it 'til 2 at this rate!!

you energy comes through strongly in your posts.....bushy and i love coming up against a good competitor. i didnt see the alternative suggestions but let me say at this point i am lying about the connotations, i ws just looking for the most outrageous tease i could lay on yuh.

these smileys are fun - this is one of my favest

it's called boing but i spect you dont want to do much of that till your hangovers gone

this is how the philosophy works. the body is a self correcting self healing organism. it has many levels of intelligence. substances etc can be helpful to boost us out of our complacency and remind us of the fun of breaking through our inhibition or helpful in dulling mental, physical or emotional discomfort. there is nothing wrong with using mild intoxicants to mentally satisfy your neurotic clamourings expectation is the route planner and belief the accelerator, the ride is dependent on the fuel used.

whatever, if your lower intelligence laid a simple formula on the efficacy and consequence of mind altering substances. it is helpful to safety net your hurtle through the experiences of life with knowledge at this point.

the human system in all its mediums is an active learning intelligence. if you keep putting in an intoxicant, the body will learn quickly to detoxify it. that is why people use more or look for stronger. however, if you stop whacking the body with as much or as strong as you can, you can learn to extend your own capacity to experience what it was you first delighted in when you began experimenting.

in the same way that you cannot learn the subtle delicate and very complex flavours of vegetables unless you stop laying something strong and primitive over the top (e.g. salt or garlic) you cannot learn the subtle levels of the psyche and interrelationship if you are hammering your brain circuits with substance. primitive substance that does not allow you the full complexity of reality.

the greater the complex, the more impacting the experience. the states are learnt by practice (not formal, say repeated experience then) and the consistency of the extended experience is vital in order to become adept. the extent of my experience now can be so intense and beautiful that i would NEVER deprive myself of that potential by using a substance that completely deadens that part of ourselves whereby this deep and beautiful knowing happens.

my knowledge of this has happened as a result of giving up booze. it is horrid stuff. i do like a little green though and am lucky enough to know a great market gardener

so there you have it bushy. how do you think leeds will do this weekend, i am thinking of going myself while my lovely smiffy will be so near. do you think it will be a heartbreaker???



mickris

Yes I think I understood most of that! However, I may need to read it again several times to get the full gist of your assertions.

It would appear to me that you maybe alluding to an almost transcendental state of inner peace. I find this difficult to fully accept on the understanding of how the human body works at an atomic or elementary particle level! Namely, a random collection of matter types is supporting an electro-magnetic field for the briefest of moments, cosmologically speaking that is, in timespace. Are you a religious person I wonder?

Not sure on what Leeds may achieve this weekend! Young Master Smith has an ankle injury I believe so may not even be on show for your delight! Isn't he a little light on the cerebal side for someone like you or is it purely a physical thing? Something to take out on rainy afternoons to play with and then discard!

Score prediction:

Wet Sham 1 Leeds Utd 1

i am sticking with turgeo

trust me here persisto, it is wise to check one doesnt thnk one knows everything, no matter what your training. i am highly skilled due to this very principle. there is nothing to debate here, only increasing understanding and not creating false limits.

yes, i know, for someone with a fragile head that was a bit long and condensed with it. i am only sharing something that is a proven, believe it or not as you will. i always file things away with an open mind if i dont understand them at the time. it is also quicker to understand the truth of a thing than to try and disprove other factors. saves a lot of time and useless extraneous information loading.

now i really am off for a bath, altarium, please dont keep that new name or i wont come near yuh cos jesus jones is an unacceptable paradox.

no i am not religious.

mickris

Unacceptable paradox? Ummm... Please explain this statement when you return.

I understand your assertion regarding "open mindedness" and perhaps should have qualified my earlier statement with the fact that in every area of science, indeed everyday life, there is an aspect of uncertainty. Have you ever come across Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle?

I suppose if you are reading this you have now finished your bath but as I type I know you probably haven't even got in it yet? Interesting temporal quandary... Anyway! Did you enjoy your bath? I rarely have time for a bath, mostly jumping in and out of the but this afternoon I may take time to enjoy a relaxing soak!

yup...boning up is good

ok boned up, in answer to your questions

alan smith is not light. perhaps you are mistaking a very strong local accent and lack of extensive education with stupidity. if you listen when he talks, he speaks fast. if you watch him play, he has a great football brain. the lad is very intelligent and also shows great heart and courage and determination. there is a lot about him i like. i really like lads, boner, i just do. nothing to do with sex and everything to do with play and friendship. does that make me weird?



the next answer is, yes i had a great bath then spent 3 hours outside in the rain. i recommend the long soak. it is the weekend, you deserve it because of ALL you have done

LASTLY, WHERE ON EARTH IS BRAD??

will proba talk again on another convo...seesya later ......bushy



micky

Yes! Weirdo...

bushy

look at the alternatives. to hang around with males over the age of say 35ish. it would be like hangin out with my parents. no ta. i was engaged to a 40 year old ten years ago, my first and only and last ever older male. friendship is a different matter to sex. (older males cant seem to get their head round that as a basis of relationship for very long.)

wow, having said that the phone just went, i have a best friend i have known for 8 years, he is now 32, he is 6 2, pale blonde, very good looking, works out daily, born to be a bachelor, loves women, law degree, loves me truly and sometimes gets after my tail and dont let me get away . he just called to take me out to dinner. he understands and likes me and doesnt see me as older than he is cos in a way, i am not. just like here with you.

so it probably is weird if you need to understand it but not weird if you are me.

weird friends you got.....bushy shall i stop sniggering now?

No I like it!

Weird friends? Suppose I have few... Not so sure about defining "normal" so I guess everyone is weird?

I do not think you are terribly weird my dear! You're kind of "of beat", an orginal thinker I would suggest. Is weirdness an objective or a character trait?

Should have been "off beat" ... Do beg your pardon!

I am off for a few sherberts in town so have a great weekend Kris (or is it Micky?)

Later 'tater!

either will suit bushy darlin. hope you get a good night out and see you soon for some more provocative teasing (hopefully)

kris micky