h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

just to clarify regarding my previous post. it wasnt till he was 30 that he managed to browbeat me into accepting he wasnt a baby anymore.

A very good morning to you Kris!

Erm... Once again I am completely bamboozled by your eclectic offering over the weekend! Who was brow beating you? What made you think of that?

Help!

hey bushy......<snigger,

nothing, i didnt say anything.....go back over my post and you will see that what i said was absolutely nothing.....these are not the droids you are seeking....let them pass..see i told you ...nothing

sooo, didya have a great time being a teenager agin this weekend bushy .....

kris

Hmmm... Wasn't too bad thanks kris!

How about you? Have a good one?

hi bushy.....

i had a great weekend which began on friday thanks

sunday i was tramping the fields cutting and hauling prime produce and today i was loading it all up at 5 to go sell down the market in rayne(alongside my very own product) it is my newest game and i dress up for the part. i get to sling 56lb sacks of tatties around and generally show off. . i am partners with one of my best friends, she is v. independent like me, high energy, 25 pretty and not afraid of anything (and more). we have the best times.


Kris

Good morning kris!

Well you do sound somewhat enthused my dear! Perhaps vigourous physical exercise is just the ticket? Mind you, I think I will stick to something slightly more tedious, squash for instance!

Your friend sounds like a rather interesting person! Not afraid of anything (and more!) eh? Oxymoron aside do I detect a touch of "glowing admiration"? Wonder what she has done or achieved to warrant such shiny adulation? What qualities are "kristin baretout" qualities?

Enjoy your games and the dressing up...

my friend is very like me bushy... that is why i admire her so. she wont let me down and vice versa.

squash is not tedious it is far more exciting than cropping huge veg. i love it, within a couple of mins play i am in a different zone. physical pleasure and endeavour carries great rewards. i keep myself down on the ground that way.

i have quite a few best friends that are just like me. independent artists, free thinking, open hearted, daring, reckless, life affirming unstoppable characters. some of whom, like me, enjoy the game of "dress up - it is all only make believe"

kris

Your opening salvo sounded almost to edging toward the narcissistic however; on reflection I see you are extolling the virtue of being able to depend upon, as well being dependable. An insight into your vulnerability, which you appear to be not especially concerned over! How very refreshing!

Squash in itself is not overly tedious especially whilst playing although I do sometimes struggle to motivate myself into being competitive. In many ways I seem to end up reducing everything in true reductionism fashion such that things do not really matter too much in the great scheme of things that in another universe might lead me down of a path of destruction. Fortunately my idleness kicks in and I tend to sit back and just observe what is happening at the same time as making subtle comparisons to what I thought may happen! Oops! Where was I going there? Squash? Played predominantly by middle aged, middle class (affluent workers nowadays!) men desperate to fulfil the urge to hunt and "display" ... Reductionism point of view! I just enjoy the rush of adrenalin and the other nice little chemicals kindly provided for me by my body!

Independent artist, free thinking, open hearted ... Are you "mad, bad and dangerous to know!" as well I wonder! Your description of yourself is truly laudable and almost poetic. Do you live the dream or are you simply “trying” ..?

bushy....

of course i am not living the dream, dont be daft, when did you ever hear of a woman being able to swagger about like a bloke eh??? - i am just a poor little housewife sitting here till the ol hubby gets home pretending to be someone i am not and i never go out and i am going to die of manga if i dont get up and feed my pathetic little deluded, denuded, ancient carcasse and you ought to have been able to work out what an empty headed little downtrodden doormat i am from all my posts
so you cant be that clever either then can yuh!!
glad you know me so well bushy

how on earth did you spot me as such a fake, clever you.

kris

Ok... We'll just pop that one as a "trying" then shall we dear?

Me too ... All of us in fact I shouldn't wonder!?

What a very interesting person you are kris! How people have said that to you recently?

Should be "How many people have said..." blah blah etc..

sorry bushy

i am recovering from a testosteronic tempest by my son and am still a bit reactive.

i am everything i say bushy.... believe it or not. i am just chatting not bragging but what i say is truth. i could recount parts of my history to prove my calibre but i cant be arsed unless you make me. (and i have some outrageous tales) life is happening now and i am more now than i was then even.





and i fit this in between all my other bits and pieces and i am learning lots as i go along and have tons more to go i spect.

didnt mean to slap you so hard there bushy...

pax kris


an now i am off out to boost my "oh so fake" tan mwah

No need to apologise kris! If anyone needs an apology then it should be you as your words appeared to be hitting you rather than me ... Remember I am a childish, thick skinned person of the male persuasion at this point!

I am sure there must be something very clever and probably Freudian about you but at this moment I just cannot put my finger on it ... Enjoy your tanning session my dear!

ta bushy... - incredibly hirsute yoni. i did do that! it is stand up tanning booths there so i spend ten minutes dancing my butt off in a very confined space (rather like a lap dancer i imagine )

Kris

... Remember I am a childish, thick skinned person of the male persuasion at this point!

ps bushy ... unbelievably hirsute yoni

does this mean that sometimes you are a mature sensitive person of the female persuasion...do tell more

kris

Please get to work, this evening, on something that I can get my teeth into tomorrow as I suspect a bout of boredom starting tomorrow and extending 'til Friday...

Let's see what your mind can pour forth this evening!

[P.S. Don't worry if you're too busy, I am not really that pushy!]

oooooooh dear bushy... astoundingly hirsute yoni

that has me trembling on my exponential balance here...

is this for the ...and finally board or is it pot luck???

kris

Morning kris!

Right? What have you come up with..? Let's have it then!!

morning bushy ....

well first off, that snigger bit takes so long i am going to start calling you b/w

secondly, you didnt answer me yet, shall we go and visit someone who doesnt know us all yet?

thirdly, i had a late night brain not fully replenished, only on first .

fourthly, you can carry on being bossy, it is very refreshing and makes me want to be really naughty

i will toddle around a bit and see what i might do

kris

b/w is fine!

Answer you? You mean am I bisexual or homosexual? Don't think I am but who can tell these days? I would like to think I am someone that knows I am not perfect and reasons that this state of affairs is pretty much ok with me as long as continue to "try" ... Going on visits sounds interesting, what did you have in mind?

Late night? I was up 'til 3 considering one or two points which I may draw to your attention later on if you are so inclined as to want to listen. What were you doing to warrant a call of "late night"?

Bossy? I didn't realise I was overly bossy ... There does seem to be a theme to this message? Am I right in thinking that?

Happy toddling!