h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey im not a im an lmao
party pooper my a.ss lol..

just when it was getting interesting you do a ner


ya and a bloody big one at that

y wing only so far ill take my postings my friend

couldn`t have gone much farther


wud`ve been banned

hehe im a good girl lmfao
its me bf he corrupted me into using rude comments lmfao

i know i`ve heard the rumours about you being a "good" girl lmao


don`t keep blaming the bf for your smutty mind

for you dont be eating it now il be offended im off now got to sort kids out

and i`m off to a meeting in manchester
chat soon hun

wallop bang lol..pmp

smack biff thump slap crack kick
nip twist nip bite

ouchhhhh my ur bloody teeth are sharp i recommend a dentist wiv his file m8 lol..
wobbles away wiv teeth marks hope uve had ur jabs up to date

xx

....and when i bit you i`d just eaten 3 mice a frog and a lizard

yuk lol..rabies wait till u read the 3 letter word game

the

hope uve not ad brekky m8 lol..

...just a light snack





14 moths 8 caterpillars and 1/2 pint of frog spawn

not u gain then

how are u this morning hun think i need more sleep cos im beingto nice today

awwww baby keep you up last night hun,please don`t stop being nice i`m getting to enjoy it

way i am until im after a good laugh then ur had it yeah babys got s pacing the floor all nite wiv colic screams same time everynite can be very exhusting
thank god for infacol

suppose i`d better make the most of you being nice while i can lmao