h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

boot wallop

right wobblebot i`m on me and got me polo stick ready.....me s starting to gallop and catching up fast....he`s got you in his sights .....he`s breathing down your neck......swings polo stick back and drives a good`un.....right between the buttocks......damn lost me polo stick

oowwwwww u soooo dead m8 lmfao...
where did that pogo stick go to lol..

from where i am you can always tie a white flag to it...bend over and surrender

not a chance wen uve got that as a weapon lmao
neways a lady never bends over that wud be rudeeee of me

might be fun though

u need taught a very essential lesson m8
dont mess wiv a cuddlywolf or illleather ur backside or my size 5 boots up ur butt lol..

don`t mind a bit ov spanking now and then

lmao ud have a stroke at ur age lol..

the question is......what would i be stroking????

nawty of u

lmfao

me???? nawty>>>> never

yes u are hun lmao
hows u today hope ur well
i forgot im being nice here

hi hun
it makes a nice change you being nice lmao
doing fine hun..hows you and the baby???

caught me on a good day
im fine to tired was up wiv baby lastnight shes piling on weight fast 6 pound up to 9 in 3 weeks is good lol..
i need a sleep lmao

im busy now got take my 3 yearold to nursery have a good day

hehehehehe
that`s as big as the turkey we had at xmas...she seems to be doin fine hun
right i`m off shopping see ya later back to normal i suppose being the

tek care

cant be bothered being a today not got it in me

the last time that happened you ended up with a baby

oohh u cheeky hun
but true statement i was seduced lmfao