h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

all the excuses coming out now i see

batwing lmao hmm im back to be nice was to drunk ear;ier pmp..

don`t go and spoil a perfect love/hate relationship by going all nice on me............i couldnt`stand it

biteeeeee pmsl ok ill be my usual self
kinda like it SLAPPPPPPP mwah

wheeeeee nip twist pinch BITE

ouchh u b sweary word lolpmp..ill sue u for brusing wallop

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just getting me money`s worth for when you sue me

lmfao pushing ur luck m8 it,l be well over a grand by time uve finished what ru twisting

let`s just say it`s like tuning 2 radios in

i shoulnt have bothered asking that question

always been slow on the uptake have you

not me
its to earl in morning to kick u in groin ill be back laters

and by then it`ll be too late as usual

mind you if i hang about a bit you could always rub it better

bootbootbootbootbootbootbootslapkickwallop!

well more of an evil laugh heheheheheehehehhehehhehehehehehehehe



get rubbing

sore backside hehe here put a bandaid on it

rub rub lmfao kick sorry m8 lmfao

another kick....that means more rubbing lmao

and thats not me backside i`ve just turned me head right round

>>>>>>>>>>>>>.........

hmphf party pooper