h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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how many of you were involved

I admit nothing! Youpeople think you're sooooo clever moving a few miles, I'm moving from birmingham to 130 miles north of Kilmarnock so

I'll hunt you down in march then
when we're coming in that direction

to visit my parents

Am I the only one that heard the theme from "The Omen" at that point?

Heard it? I felt the ground try to break open and engulf us all

Or the fact that it's my theme-tune has rubbed off on people I've never met in person...

(It wasn't my decision.My RE teacher on learning I was Wiccan.It stuck.God it's not funny.)

Really? If I'd have heard you were learning "Wiccan" (is that magic with a k?) I'd have laughed. Still, I've got a 10 year old "Paul Daniels Magic Trick" set in the loft if you want it to help with your "witchcraft" (or do I need to pop a y in there somewhere)?

Ah Vast Ego of Lori Down Down I Say
*cracks whip*

Very funny.Both.You're lucky I'm not Emma or Robyn - I'm a good withc,I'm a nice witch.Honest!

Bad Ego Down!

Emma or Robyn? They sound like really diabolical practitioners of Dark Arts. Or deluded schoolgirls who wear a suspicious amount of black eyeliner whilst pretending to 'curse' the boys that wont invite them to the disco.

That would be Emma.Though she's a college-girl.Robyn...

How would one describe Robyn?

Try deluded,full of herself,a bitch,a bit not all there...I can send you the emails to prove it.I think I sent copies to Anthea back when they really upst me.*rollseyes*Yes,I was that stupid.Better off without her.

uh hu
and you can see that there both stupid teenage girls
but your... not

Has that religious hatred bill passed yet?

Wicca's not a religion! It's more of a kind of sowing circle for people who aren't even popular enough to be goths.

I don't like you.

Aww, but I love you so much honeybunch. Or moonflower. Or what ever crappy new age hippy name you have to have to be a wicker.

If'n you want to know about it watch The Wicker Man staring Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee. That film freaked me out... mainly because the evil monsters in it were human beings and they were believable human beings.

Oh and Anthea I somehow doubt you'll come anywhere near Morvern, specifically Lochaline, where I now reside

Well,that explains why you have crappy Net access.

Pysc,bite me.