h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* .... then the corner of the thread goes hazy and indistinct, and from the indistinctness a thin black line appears which twists 90 degrees to reveal a grey portal through which steps Red Dog *

Greeting Dr Anthea, I come to you this evening unarmed and on a mission of peace

I bear greetings and salutations from the H2G2 Legion of Superheroes and have set mighty wards on this thread that it may remain a haven of solitude amidst the storm of rancour that has descended upon our joint endeavours. Although we find ourselves on opposing sides we are able to honour noble foes and are pleased that you are able to do the same.

We regret the action of your Brother who chose the Dark Path of dishonour over a more noble course and mourn the loss of our keenly fought battle.

We of the The High Council of White Warriors wish it to be known to you that you have earned our appreciation and goodwill for the generous and magnaminous apology which you bestowed on us in posting 209 of thread F47032?thread=355071

We are wary and hesitant of the one known as His Divine Shadow and have placed him under perpetual interdiction - he is as nothing to us, of no greater import than a gust of wind and of no more consequence than a blade of grass. For us he inhabits the past and is not part of our present or future. We will not treat with him until he finds his own way back to some semblance of honour.

To the rest of your gallant band we offer the greatest of riches - games and battles in perpetuity against the best that the Forces of Light can offer .... for what my Dear Doctor are any of us without someone to oppose !

We greatly look forward to your response.

*bows deeply*

well red dog you are a valent opponent
and you and yours are a worthy foe
and maybe at a point in the future we might have to fight on the same side
We are honerd that you think highly of us and We think of you and your superheros with the same reverence

the brother you speek of is being disaplined for his actions and I am glad this did not make you think bad of us all...

I wish you to know that if there is anything that you wish for from the assassins we will suply it if we have it within our powers to do so

If you are ever in need of a back stabing bounty collecting money hungey worker then you can,t rely on us mostly we like civility but we can dispose of things cively

peace between a cat and a dog and between assassins and sper heros
and theres something about an olive branchj in there somewhere

*bows in return*

I admit to having anticipated your gracious response and to mark this auspicious occasion I would like to present you with a gift.

*RD removes a long silver sword from a purple velvet scabbard on his back. The sword has some white concentric circles on it's hilt and it gives off the sound of the Wind when RD holds it in his hand*

Dr Anthea this is the Sword of Power known as "Farslayer". It was forged by the God Vulcan and is also known as the Sword of Vengence - it is imbued with certain magical powers which might be to your advantage.

It seems an appropriate gift given your *ahem* profession but I must council you about the importance of ensuring it's retrieval after use as it's nature makes it an untrustworthy companion if you get my meaning. You can learn more of it's abilities at A762338.

thats an impresive gift...
i just hope the hilts not silver it gives me a nasty rash if you get my mening....

and as its the season of goodwill one gift deserves another....
and so red dog i would like to offer you this
*holds out a golden goblet containing a blue liquid*
we have found tht it will cure any ailement and it will automaticaly refil as long as you are in an enviroment with a little magic in the air which is almost but not quite everywhere...


i thought it might come in handy for soeone of your job description,

of corse its not a weapon... but we dont store too meny of corse theres a nice set of bejeweld daggers if you would prefer those

You have no worries in using Farslayer Dr Anthea - it is fashioned out of ancient meteoritic iron burnished to a silvery finish.

Thnak you too for your gift - it is most apt for our Heroic role. We find weapons are merely a means to an end and whilst we use them on our quest for Justice the Healing Goblet is more appropriate.

Till we meet again

*a thin black line appears behind Red Dog, rotates 360 degrees very much like a revolving door and closes again removing him from the thread*

so it seemes dogs can be civel after all...
*runs of chaceing a ball of fluff*