h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there! And welcome to h2g2. My name is Solnushka and I am one of the volunteer ACEs, which basically means that I flit around greeting new researchers like yourself, spelling really badly in the process and helping out wherever I can.

Anyway, if you have any questions about this place, please do hit the reply button below and ask away. Go on, you know you want to...

Here are a couple of links in the meantime, but feel free to ignore them if you have already found them. Or just ignore them :

Ask h2g2, where you can ask anything except 'What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?' : <./>Askh2g2</.>

The h2g2 newspaper, The Post, which as well as being a hugely entertaining read also has pages of usful links. I see you've found somewhere to hang already but here, too is a page to all sorts of other clubs, gangs, societies and cliques you can join here: <./>ThePost</.>

Thanks very much. I'm not actually a new researcher - it wouldn't let me log on so I decided to re -register. Your spelling seems fine, by the way.

For now. You wait till I really get going...

Oh well, that happens! Glad it couldn't keep you away!

Damn right!

Like your page. How long have you been on? You've been busy!

It's amazing what you can do without resorting to guideML, isn't it?

I think it would be about two years now. Deary me. How about you?

6 months maybe. No, longer.

Well, that's still a fair old whack of time. How come you mislaid your enterance key?

Search me. I normally keep that stuff somewhere safe.

Yup. So safe, even you doon't know where it is...