h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

-Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy-
John West

In 2003, a truck carryung liquid oveturned in Brazil. Excited children stripped to their underwear and rolled about in the road, covering themselves in .

Also in 2003, fashion designer Jeff Banks settled a dispute with Sainsbury's. He recieved one million Britsh pounds cash and a box of Sainsbury's truffles every week.

The taste of is a sensual pleasure in itself, exsisting in the same world as sex.

Ruth Westheimer

and it is said...

Balling your foil wrapper could be a sign that you may be bored with your sex life.

Rolling your foil wrapper is a sign that you tend to live your life through your friends' love lives instead of paying atttention to your own.

Twisting your foil wrapper is a sign of stress and a good indication that you need some serious TLC (tender loving care)

Sculpting your foil wrapper shows you are an experienced, ardent and passionate lover.

Sex is important to people who fold their foil wrappers. Romance, seduction and proper technique are musts.

Do you wad or scrunch your foil wrappers? You enjoy sex, but are hasty and probably missing out on alot.

If you smooth your foil wrapper, you love to touch and be touched. Foreplay and massaging is as important if not moreso than...'the act'.

Nabisco uses 37 million pounds of a year to make Chips Ahoy cookies.

Chocolate manufacturers use 40% of the worlds almonds.

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

Anonymous

Consumers around the world spend more than $7 billion every year on products.

I make the cutest little wine glasses from my chocolate wrappers Jaz'd.Now what can that possibly mean,I wonder ? Love Pinkness xxxx

I folded origami locusts out of my last foils. (Don't even want to speculate...)

Hi hstwrd ! How are you doing?

I do the same thing. Origami cranes, boats, and hats. That's after I thoroughly smoothe the foil out...if I haven't already sculpted it onto a duck or a ring.

Hi back!
I'm pretty good when I'm not running around picking up my father off the ground. (See journal.)
I like to smooth the foil also. I think this list is making me out to be more complicated than I can account for!

'complicated' ...hardly! Something has to be done with the foil...I usually either smooth, twist or roll mine. Hmmm...

It all depends on what I'm making with the foil,or even if I'm in the mood to make anything at all.I sometimes just roll into a ball and use it as a missile !! Hope your Ok Jaz'd ? xxxx

Yes I'm fine Pinkness!M-m-m~w-w-a-h-h Hope you are too.

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes .

Sandra Boynton

In 1966 the Campbell Soup Company bought Godiva Chocolatier, Inc. of Belgium.

In 1968 Godiva chocolates were acknowledged to be fit for a king or queen when the company became the official purveyor of fine to the Belgian Royal Court.

In 1995 the Godiva Company began offering the most extensive kosher selection of delicacies of any luxury chocolatier, under the guidance of its own rabbinical coordinator.

Godiva Chocolates' world-renowned Fifth Avenue boutique in New York City boasts nearly 100,000 visitors to the establishment each year.

Campbell's owns Godiva! Horrors. I'm surprised they didn't redo the recipe to have 1000 mgs of salt per bite.

<laugh... Hello hstwrd! How's your weekend been?

Not too bad. We had the massive Spring Studio recital today. I had four students absent (two of whom owe me money) but those who came played well. One brought me a lovely bag of musical knick-nack gifts. My cold didn't make me cough and I only lost my voice after it was over, so am declaring general victory for today.(Nice thing about e-friends, you can't get typing-gitis!)
How are you?

Oh I'm fine, nice quiet weekend here!

Quiet sounds good.

That's how weekends should usually be...need a few more active ones now'n'then!

Jaz'd the minute you feel the need for an active week-end,just let me know.I'll bring my own chocolate ! Love Pinkness xxx

Why Pinkness, whatsoever could you mean by active?

How've you been luv?