ah... Hello... By the way, should you actually be in here?
Just asking.
Yes. Hello, burglar. My names Throat. James Throat... How do y'do. And yes actually I do tend to say it almost exactly like that in real life and indeed, people do tend to look a trifle learily at me as a consequence. But nevertheless, my name is indeed Throat. Though I prefer just Throaty becasue otherwise I'll just assume you're talking to someone else if, for example, you call me Barbera. Or perhaps Babs. Or something of that sort of kidney.....
Yes.
Not actually very good at introductions, as you may already quite have gathered. I am however a perfectly descent sort, physically upright, gorgeous, quite lickable I'm told, rather remenisant of a young Sean Connery albeit with somewhat more hair on top and possibly better armed. I'm very friendly, perfectly affable sort. Hugely, massively, quite stunning well proportioned in all the relevant departments, and I'm very kind to young mothers, small children and harmless animals. Most of which I find quite delicious.
Hobbies? Well, there's Boxing, Karate, Kung-Fu. The usual intelectual pursuits. Huntin', Shootin', Fishin'. Especially Poachers... which would be pertaining to the Shootin' bit and not the Fishin', becasue that would just be silly. And also a waste of perfectly good bait in m experience.....
I'm quite Creative, deeply gifted artistically, do tend to like bashing things with hammers quite a lot and mock Campenologist's rigourously simply for the misfourtune of the fact that most of them do rather insist on having the bad manners of breathing, which I tend to find somewhat irksome.
I'm also quite Inventive. Come from a long line of hugely entrepenurial and very mainly completely shunned individuals, some of which must have actually gotten to meet each other at some point or other and exchanged bodily fluids otherwise I couldn't possible be here.
Some of my more better know Devices, as I like to call them, include Apostrophies, Richard Branson, Cloning and everyones perenial favourate, the Man-Friendly Bra Catch.
I NEVER invented Crufts! And I don't care WHO tell's you any the different, or however much so-called "evidence" they produce to support the claim. I NEVER INVENTED CRUFT'S. And that's about all I'm prepared to say on the matter.
Well, since you're here, please do feel free to poke around and help yourself to what ever takes your fancy and I'll be popping off back to bed. Please try not to make too much noise, I have an early symposium tomorow concerning Symposium's and Why They Inist On Holding Them Early, so just let yourself out when your done and please, try not to urinate on anything whilst your here. Thank you.
Cheery-bye.
Throaty : )
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