h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HEY! I'm not an ACE (the dudes who welcome those new to H2G2) but I want to be, so I'll welcome you anyway! You seem to be an interesting chap Glad you joined! Feel free to visit my intro site, it's not too evolved yet, but it'll get there! My entries are at the bottom, read and enjoy, the first four are them, the last two are just repeats LEAVE A POST ON THEM, TOO! THEY'RE GETTING LONELY! U198110 THANKS AND HAVE FUN!

Peace, Love, and Mashed Potatoes,

Darth Zaphod

: ) Well, hello to you too old chap. Delighted. How very kind of you to pop by to say hello. Thankyou. I'll be delighted to pop over and say hello properly and perhaps you can tell me something about what it actually is you're supposed to do around here. Been reading these link thinks and all very interesting and so forth, but frankly perfectly Greek to me, or at the very least early Servo-Corat.

And they have someone called ACE to specially say hello, eh? Ah, Sophie Aldred. I alway's wondered what happened to the gel... Good to know she's still beavering away and not working in Safeways......

Naturally, if you aren't quite cognisent of quite whom Sophie Aldred might be that sentance'll probably be a complete waste of bandwidth and prompt any one reading it never to darken m'door step again. Which would be a shame. I like people who are prepared, voluntarily, to pop over with a paint brush and go through all that tedious business of darkening m'door step. Personally I can't be doing with all that DIY stuff m'self, why I have a Butler to do all those necessary things like cooking, cleaning, lounging around smoking cigarettes, flensing and Monkey Shines....(whatever the bally duce they ever turn out to be). Does possitive wonder's with Mince as well. Marvelous. Marvelous man. Possitive God send.

So, I gather you've contributed to this Guide m'larky then?

Enquiring mind's, and all that.....

Throaty

And yes. You're a chappess. Sorry. Really, really must get to grip's with how this blessed thing works, or even wok's, if such a thing is actually possible.

Yours, rather sheepishly.

Throaty : )

Hi, Throaty! My name is Psychocandy, and I am a recently appointed ACE here on H2G2... I wanted to pop in and say welcome, and let you know that if you have any questions or just want to chit-chat, I'm available- U194479 .

You might like to check out some of these links to help you get started:

The H2G2 Tour- A317459
Learning to Write on H2G2- A686595
Talking About the Guide- A317495
How to Write Entries in GuideML- A395552

I look forward to talking with you soon!

~psychocandy

Oh, it's alright...I'm suited personality wise to be either gender...(please take that in the least gross way possible...) I'm still very female hehe. Yes, I've contributed. But only to AGG/GAG, which is an alternative writing area mainly for FICTION, POEMS, and stuff that the Guide's Guidelines (guides guidelines..ha, that's funny...)anyway, that the guidelines here don't allow. It's a wonderful place, with much more imagination than the structured guide (which is good too...don't get me wrong.) I've never had a Guide Entry put in. Oh well! Check out the h2g2post sometime and look at issue #37...I'm published! hehe...Well, that's about it...adios!

Darthie Warthie