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Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
J Posted Jul 7, 2005
Ach. Nader. 
He'd be a terrible president, aside from the fact that any votes for Nader are wasted...
But I still like you, Phred 
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Hypatia Posted Jul 7, 2005
Jodan, exactly when are you going to Florida? I ask only because I was hoping to con you into doing the GML for my new short story.
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
J Posted Jul 7, 2005
Exactly, I dunno...
Sometime next week, I believe. I have to check.
I'll try to do it anytime you need it while I'm here though. Remember to send it in the text of the email (no attachments, I have very little software to open it), though
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Hypatia Posted Jul 7, 2005
I will try to get it e-mailed to you by Monday. But I have something I absolutely have to work on over the weekend, so I may have to wait until you get back. 
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Hypatia Posted Jul 7, 2005
I don't want it to still need a lot of revision when I send it to you. It is different than my usual style, so I am a bit uncomfortable with it. But I think it has definite promise. 
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
J Posted Jul 7, 2005
Well, if you want to talk about it, you can email me at jodantaylor at gmail dot com (the hotmail one is practically dead).
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Phred Firecloud Posted Jul 7, 2005
Our Nader votes weren't wasted. We elected Bush fair and square with the help of the elderly Jewish Buchanan voters, the US Supreme Court and Catherine Harris.
That's why I was so surprised that you blew off all the other parties as so inconsequential in your new article.
Last year everything got recorded on new devices with hard drives with no paper trail. After casting my ballot, The message "unexpected error" flashed on my voting monitor. I yelled what does "unexpected error" mean?
The room became hushed and all eyes turned in my direction. A crowd of officials with cell phones gathered around. Was it my Nader vote? I ask loudly?
After 30 minutes of panicky coversations with technicians the solution of a "reboot" was attempted, and my vote was the cast and counted (no doubt for Bush).
What a much cleaner way to steal an election. Almost the perfect crime.
PS..for some of us, voting is apparently a very bad idea.
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
J Posted Jul 7, 2005
Well anyways, it weren't your fault.
I'm perfectly happy to accept the blame. Just like I did for that whole blackout thing.
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Researcher 198131 Posted Jul 7, 2005
Still no sleep for the sheep?
I guess it's kinda hard to count yourself 
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Researcher 198131 Posted Jul 7, 2005
So that's how you get so many entries done! You type them while sleeping. 
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Pdmatthew - Probably In a corner somewhere with a guitar Posted Jul 7, 2005
Celebrate by becoming a miner 
any escuse for advertisement
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
J Posted Jul 7, 2005
Exactly, Taralome. I write while I'm asleep, research while I shower and verify while I'm... um, well nevermind when I verify
Advertisements are good. It was just a little hard relating the miners to Bush.
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Hypatia Posted Jul 7, 2005
As long as he doesn't want to ride his bike through the tunnels, we'll be ok.
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Researcher 198131 Posted Jul 8, 2005
That's okay, don't need to know when you verify.
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
J Posted Jul 8, 2005
Good, because there a few ladies in this thread.
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Researcher 198131 Posted Jul 8, 2005
I know, I'm one of them. 
I just noticed your nickname.
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
J Posted Jul 8, 2005
I know And we wouldn't want to offend you.
Hyp can handle it. She sits on little children and shoves board members out of windows on a regular basis. She's a tough lady
And the person to whom this nickname refers will forever be a secret 
Bush on a Sidewalk is worth two in an SUV
Hypatia Posted Jul 8, 2005
Hey! I don't do those things every day. Only on alternate Tuesdays and Thursdays.
I didn't know you're a Carly Simon fan. 
Anticipation.....Anticipaaaaaaaaaaaation....
Ah. Nobody does it better than Carly. 
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