h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought you already had three nipples jodan.

Hyp, what are your space-ship stealing skills like?

That's why I can check that off the list

You also need an Austrian yoddelling champion... to tell everyone whats going on...

Hm. Don't know any of those.

Terran, can you yodel?

I have been known to yodel under certain conditions of pain known only to man, but as a general rule no

Hey I've got an idea, why don't we set up a presidential gallery. We could have a picture to represent Peregrin, and one to represent Hypatia, the first and second Presidents of h2g2...

I set up something sorta like that. A1152668 (most of the links don't work there, I took them out). The last election had A176672 but I think the pictures were taken off when they migrated over to BBC.

Its weird what it does to your head when you see members as real people, and not electronic signals in cyberspace

That's why I pledge to never allow any of y'all to see a picture of me

For all you know, I could be a little old lady.

Has it occurred to you that everyone imagines you look even worse than you really are?

Has it occurred to you that most people picture you as a huge blubbery seal?

Whereas I'm actually quite a small blubbery seal

Let's see, how do I picture Jodan?

First as very tall. Uhm.....big feet....arms a little too long for his body.....large nose....prominent brow......hairy toes.....eating a Little Debbie cupcake and a banana.

Wrong about two of those My nose is beautiful and my brow isn't prominent.

Banana?

Don't tell me you don't like bananas either. Arrrrggggghhhh. You are going to die of malnutrition. Then we'll have to organize a state funeral!

I do like bananas. But every time I say something like that, I drive you bananas. And therefore, closer to the edge of going completely bananas and my assuming emergency dictatorial powers

Always plotting and scheeming. I like that in a politician.

Why thank you

Hey!
I still need a Scooter Whee!

Oh, and did I mention that Cincinnati was named for the Roman citizen who took emergency dictatorial powers in a time of great need?

Like I always say, they should name a major metropolis after me

Which Ohio city do you plan to rename? Cities get annoyed when they are renamed. I suppose we will have to build you an entire city now.

How about putting it in the Amazon? Plenty of room there. You could become a tribal god or something.