h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know but theres lots of pretty girls in texas , and lots of fat people and that prat so I was thinking, I put all the fat people in a boat, with george w bush and no food.

I was thinking about how you could just pick him up and put him in one of those rat mazes Searching around for... I don't know, a justification for war.

yey so ok you can have auchtermuchtie as a gift for giving me texas. Its a bout 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times smaller but theres a cofee shop

oooo and we could atatch electrodes to his head so everyonce in a while hed get a shock for making a wrong decision or saying a word that doesnt exist

like misunderestimate

As long as you understand what you're letting yourself in for.

I lived in Texas for nearly 20 years and still have family and friends there. I hope you aren't planning to blow it up or anything like that.

Here, since you will own Texas after I win you need to practice eating barbecued brisket abd potato salad. And you'll need this case of Lone star beer.

Ok well since you guys have auchtermuchtie you have to practice chasing sheep out of shops and erm eating haggis, tatties and neeps

haggis


perhaps we should reconsider the trade

*looks up with a dirty mouth from a half empty bowl of haggis*

I've never heard of it... I don't know what it is, but it's good!

You've never heard of haggis, as a scot i am discusted, ok before i link this page may I say that my haggis is veggie, and made of just oats although it was originally made like they say

http://www.scotweb.co.uk/underthekilt/haggis.html

It's a veggie? *spits it out*

Well, I would eat a veggie haggis. Thanks for explaining that.

Whoops, missed this.
Hyp would eat veggie haggis. She and I share a lot of the same philosophies, but we're divided over food choice.

Iam sorry to have to report that Jodan doesn't eat a nutritious diet. Fruit and vegetables are treated with contempt by him. I say this to encourage everyone reading this to try to persuade him to eat his veggies. I worry about his health and longevity. Man does not live by Little Debbie cakes alone.

I eat fruits and vegetables If Chicken is a fruit.

I know someone called Debbie Cake.
Please don't say anything else, or I may never be able to talk to her again.

I'd just like say that haggis, neeps and tatties is a favourite of mine. The proper thing of course. (You get veggie haggis?!)

And that once a year we do do whole thing properly. Bagpipes, whisky, orations, ceremonious slitting with a sharp knife, all that.

The year the caterers produced parsneeps instead of turneeps was a good one .

Jodan, you should eat your veg (except sprouts, that would be unsociable and it's bad pracice to eat potential voters).

A Vice President has to set a good example.

A good example? That doesn't sound like me.