h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...I would explain, but there's all that mucking about in subspace, and time-travel, and well. yes. You know.

Too complicated, you see. Might addle your little brain.

Ah... good idea. My brain is addled enough already...

Also, now I could be wrong... but be honest, thats not the actual Mr Snake now is it?

It's //a// Mister Snake.

And I am //a// Rikku. Whoosh.

Ah... like Santa Claus, except a lot slimmer, and no beard...

And hot. Don't forget hot.

Oh yes and... hot *shakes head*... sorry turned in to a dirty young man for a second there...

So to recap...

In comparison to Santa you are :-

A lot slimmer,
Have no beard,
And are hot

Perhaps I should choose comparisons which are actually vaguely like people... people who are hot...

...That might help next time, yes.

Anything else I should bear in mind? Just for safety's sake...

Hahaha. No, nothing specifically.

remember that5 I was traipsing about a hotel in that getup for about two and a half days, so I am quite used to people drooling.

And the whole 'modesty' thing just went OUT THE ing WINDOW, you know?

I guess that would do that to someone

So is this something you do regularly? Dressing up, not the people drooling I mean...

You'll have to excuse me if I'm acting a little unusually at the moment, my mind is on several external things, and h2g2 is my outlet at the mo...

Oh and I sent you an e-mail... don't know if you got it. Do you have any messenger service by the way?

Um, depem=nding upon where it is you sent said e-mail, I might or might now have gotten it.

And yes, the dressing up thing (some people call it 'cosplay,') is a thing I have gotten a bit into as of late. My next big costume is going to be a geisha, meiko style. I'm having a hard time getting the smaller detaiols right =though, as one might well assume. (There's a lot to something that big and all-consuming, you see.)

Not something I've really done since I was a kid. Not that I wouldn't want to, but I'd be worried people would think I was a bit camp And I have enough trouble on the opposite side of the fence without having to worry about those on my side... Not very politically correct though

Oh and I I've got the Terranic Army back off spook! Its here : A814097, and I'd be honoured to have you back Though I think I'll have to promote you. And no spook in sight...