h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Thanks for doing the biz with the typing out of the whole bang shoot Duw Duw. How are you? - and work etc - you seem to have a far healthier lifestyle than the rest of us.

It has occured to me that you would make a damn fine Pirate - if you want to join up contact the strumpet at [email protected]

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oh, I'm alright CG, keeping busy. I've been recording recently and me and some friends have started running a Reggae & Hip Hop night in Cardiff. We're trying to set up a Sound System. who knows, we may be playing small festivals by next summer.

as for taking up the life of a pirate, I'm affraid that choppy seas would have me (in my chair) flying around the deck like a human pinball machine. I suppose you could always lash me to the mast, or even winch me up to the crows nest.

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If anyone's interested, OOV will be back on Sat!!!! He's been incommunicado save for familygrams, but is well and is coming home to hang up the dark glasses for good!!!

'M' - one happy biologist!!

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glad to hear that you are biologically happy M - we are happy that he is coming home too - - but I think he should wear his shades for h2g2!

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Yes, SW, I agree!! Funny how you miss them when they're not under your fee, tho' ...

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M, I'm here! Just got children and father and Christmas type things to keep me on the straight and narrow!

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Don't mind me, CG - I'm jealous.

No Xmas activity here at the moment, 'cos we have no kids, well, OOV has, but they're all grown up. However, I'll have me man back on Sat (fingers crossed) this time, for good.

'M'