h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The extravagantly dressed, clean-shaven and well-shod herd of commuters exited from the sleek British Rail space craft almost before it had stopped, causing Miss Moneypenny to exclaim with some delight but a soupcon of chagrin that someone had pinched her pert but entirely perfect posterior, with waterproof cladding and a pretty little dimple in the shape of a hippo potty mouse not a potty mouth (No! a mad moth!)which was trying vainly to silently circumnavigate the parcimonious....

flame that spluttered

and died

[still up,milady? another late night...]

a sad and tragic



yes, I'm still up - have just run a piping hot bath - too hot to get into - the lavander and bergamot are smelling delicious - but I would be sad and tragic and very scarlet if I got into it now!

Actually, we've only just finished supper - sooo bad I know - but have been busy unpacking and stuff.

Wot you doin' up?

end to a promising

'Tis I, M, Standing in for the other half, who is 'off again'!

Good night, all.

career

[hi m!]

as a

steeplejack

and demonstrator of

OOV has a little catching up to do, so i shall try to hold his end up ...let me re-phrase that ...

Oh you know what I mean, CG!!



M

humane mouse traps

[hi again, m .you keep that boy hard at work!!]

and Avon cosmetics

I'd rather keep him hard at home ... if they'd let me! M

and unusual 'adult' toys



M - I hear you! - hope some of the aforementioned gadgets will do the trick!

, among which

(we can't wait to hear more .... OOV & M)

were an assortment

of lurid pink

and day-glo orange

We've left a message for akira & the one & only Chelseaness in their spaces. See you all later.

OOV & M

[He means 'M' & OOV, of course ... ]

corrugated

(did i spell that right?)

shiney rubber



(yes, i think you did spell it right - but what do i know!)

BTW, sorry about being too quick off the mark on the limerick thread - I have not got the hang of this Pre-mod lark - sometimes it takes hours and just now it's been taking a minute!

coated

Ainm an Dhia! - or Good God, in English.... let's see

The extravagantly dressed, clean-shaven and well-shod herd of commuters exited from the sleek British Rail space craft almost before it had stopped, causing Miss Moneypenny to exclaim with some delight but a soupcon of chagrin that someone had pinched her pert but entirely perfect posterior, with waterproof cladding and a pretty little dimple in the shape of a hippo potty mouse not a potty mouth (No! a mad moth!)which was trying vainly to silently circumnavigate the parcimonious flame that spluttered and died a sad and tragic end to a promising career as a steeplejack and demonstrator of humane mouse traps and Avon cosmetics and unusual 'adult' toys, among which were an assortmentof lurid pink and day-glo orange corrugated shiney rubber coated ...
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