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Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 1

pedboy


Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread.

Wait a minute - I get it.
What time of the month is it?

You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

Whoa, time out. Football is on.

Looks like someone had an extra bowl of b*tch flakes this morning!

Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

Who are you kidding?
We both know that thing ain't loaded.

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
smiley - biggrin

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a smiley - spider.


Thx Psmiley - cheers

smiley - zen
smiley - towel

pedboy®


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 2

Time Traveller

Thats so funny. I have seen something along these lines somewhere before, and for the life of me i cant remember where

Time Traveller


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 3

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

Hey Ped... Hope you are not Clinton movin around all disguised LOL!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 4

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

AND never ignore a woman LOL!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 5

Time Traveller

Who said that? lol

Time Traveller


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 6

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

Trainee officer of newbies here LOL!. I mean who've never seen a woman take a turn about!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 7

Time Traveller

Train Newbies to do what?

Time Traveller


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 8

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

How to hover around women and flatter them to death LOL!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 9

Time Traveller

If i perform such a task will this cut down ear ache sufferd from constant nagging by the ladies? lol Ok im sold on the idea. when do i start my training? lol

Time Traveller


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 10

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

Oh! There's a problem ,you won't vist my homepage but I found a solution. I posted some nudes of mine, so just rush there before it's too late LOL!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 11

Time Traveller

Oh! i'll run over and pass you a bath robe lol.

Time Traveller


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 12

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

After an erotic bubble bath with you I hope LOL!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 13

COMPO (Keeper of the smelly wellies) join me for some Summer Wine

I think you sho should never say
"by the way i have an appointment at the STD clinic tomorrow"..


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 14

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

Wow! What a coincidence! I'm going there too at the same time.....LOL!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 15

McKay The Disorganised

Also not recommended -

Can we do it doggy style so I can watch the match as well ?

smiley - cider


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 16

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

Sure! Me too. I can watch porn feeds LOL!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 17

McKay The Disorganised

You'll be in trouble from the gender police......


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 18

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

Gender cops!? I don't get that one!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 19

ONE EYED SHE CHACAL

Confused! I thought I was talking to the Time Traveller all the time LOL!


Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Post 20

pedboy

Where I'm from we call that rodeo sex Mackay.
Get on behind,slap her bum and scream your last girlfriends name...if you stay on more than 8 seconds then thats a record.smiley - biggrinsmiley - cheers

smiley - zen
smiley - towel

pedboy®


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