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A GIRLS PRAYER

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,
In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.


A GUY'S PRAYER:

Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who
owns a store and likes to .
Amen





pedboy

my prayer was answered......... and so was his
(minus the big boobs, but buys him plenty of )


Hel2

god it would be so simple to be a man!

yup
and
if only it was that easy

Maybe men and women should swap their preferences, well bar the big boobs part, but then it would defintely be easier!

could you really imagine men going through what we do every month (they are such sooks),or worse...childbirth

don't mind me just wiping tears from my eyes

even as wonderful as my hubby is,I don't think he could cope being a woman.........

No I just mean if women looked for men who like and ing & men looked for all that support ect, we'd probably either find partners or, you knwo, we'd end up just changing sexes

ah know I know what you mean.......

"...we'd end up just changing sexes".-EM
Do you mean metamorphically or mentally?
(I've already did the latter in the late '70s , with a bit of chemical stimulants.)
No I have no idea what it would be like, and is considered "a very bad trip" in my journal of life.



pedboy

mentally I think, physically *shudder* doesn't bare thinking of!

I like womens list! But then I am one, so no surprise.
I have found men are smarter when around small & medium size breasts

I like womens list! But then I am one, so no surprise.
I have found men are smarter when around small & medium size breasts

I love it!

Men are smarter?
When?

KIDDING!!!!!!!

I have copied this to send to some friends.

I like to , but not the other stuff. I prefer


Lady Karen

define medium sized Most guys I know just act like sex crazed teens...then again, that's what most of them are

I mean, to them, size doesn't matter, well it helps, but it's more if they're on full display or not, I've got D breasts and although I show them off, I'm not confident enough to be as full on as the girls who have to wear push up bras on a daily basis, thus cause theres are on display and mine aren't they get attention.

Medium, in handfull size. One handfull. IMHO