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Afgncaap5

Congratulations! You have been hit by a 40-Ton Snowball, courtesy of CLI's Snow Cannon at A270677 where even as we speak we are gearing up for the holiday season!

How did this snowball come to you? Why, by special request from another h2g2 research, possibly a friend, possibly an enemy! This snowball was left anonymous, so you'll have to check for yourself, I'm afraid!

While you're shovelling all 40 tons of snow off of your user space, please consider just how cheap and easy retaliation is! Simply go to A270677 where a CLI Snow Cannon Specialist is waiting to take your order! Then, simply find out who dared to splat you with forty frosty tons of holiday spirit, and order a retaliatory blast in time for the holidays!

Hurry! Get your order in now before the Christmas Rush gets here!

This 40-Ton Snowball has been brought to you by Crater Labs, Incorporated. CLI-"Where explosion build character!"

Sincerely,
Afgncaap5
Founder and Co-Owner of CLI
Arithmancy+ Certified


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