h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, I think my friend cariied a conversation with you for awhile, and sent it to me, so I read your entry thing. I cant guess which band member you are, though. If you're the drummer, rock on. I play drums. That's tough.
I have always known that Canberra is the capital of Australia. I've always wanted to go to Australia. I once read an article where there was all these poisonous animals over there, and there was a killer kangaroo, and ever since, i've been iffy on going there. There's killer great white sharks in that reef of yours! Well, so you're somewhere around 19.75 years old. I'll be 16 in less than a month, but I should be older. Well, just wanted to say a little something in passing by.
I'm KeyZPoof, I play the piano, and if you want to talk to me, you can e-mail me at [email protected], but be sure to let me know who you are in the subject area. Thanks.

The Unbombable KeyZPoof

Killer Kangeroo? Have you even read the guide entry on Australia and how we like to tell tall storyies? No? Obviously not. The shark is real but its in the water and well I'm not. The other posionous animals really come indoors, its one of the many reasons why Australia is one of the most urbanised countryies in the world.
Oh I am not the drum player thats Cam (I think it introduces him as Bonham on the sight, its not his real name). Anyway I have my IM's on my page somewhere so if you have any of them be sure to give me a hollah, if your not well there is always h2g2. I do have a e-mail address but I ate it. (Sarcasum warning).

Oh, you're not the drummer? Darn. I play drums. Well, mallets or whatever. Then which player ARE you? No, I didn't read the entry guide on those. I've just heard you have that Portugese Man O War jellyfish thing that's extremely HUGE, and kills people. It's really bad, and jellyfish terrify me.
Does the beach around Australia have clear water? The water on the east coast of the USA is mucky and muddy, and you can't see 6 inches down. Not being able to see what's around you is terrifying, wouldn't you agree? Anyway, So you've met my crazy amigo, Stacy, (Tacysa the Tacko Tyrant, or whatever the heck it is). She want's to be a librarian, too.
Do you like Harry Potter? he's pretty cool. I hate SpongeBob. if that offends anyone, I'm sorry.
YOu ATE your e-mail address? Okkkkkk....????

Anyways, I'll communicate later.
TTYL, KeyZPoof

I am the one that meets in with the genral steryotype of a libarian.
The beaches Arround Australia are extreemly good, its kindof why I hate to see places like the Gold Coast, which is basicly a city on a coastline... as a greeny you can telll how mad that makes me.
I can't stand Harry Potter! I don't know why but its just ... so .... Irratatingly boring.
I have no idea what SpongeBob is but I am sure I will hate it too.
Ok so I have a E-mail adress and only give it out on rare nay freek ocasions... sue me.

SpongeBob is a square sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea. It's a fad-in HIGH SCHOOL! Harry Potter is NOT boring. It's interesting to a point. If you take it to the extreme, then yes, it's boring. I'm not one of these witchcraft people that takes it like that, though.
You know Tacysa, right? of course you do. She'll kill me for telling you this, but she used to to play a joke on a very annoying individual. it was quite funny, and gave me a scare. She knows what I'm talking about, but I won't post it on the internet.
So what is your e-mail address? See, I tend to respond a LOT quicker to messages if I get them via e-mail. My e-mail is [email protected].
My cat, Turd, is fast asleep on my bed. I love him.
I'll talk later.

Keys

why should i try to kill you? it wasnt anything shameful. we had to have someone she didnt know and cayle suggested him.

... I have noooo idea what I your tlaking about. my e-mail is the same as my yahoo account

we used you.

actuly I have posted that info before and you already knew my e-mail

i know it, but i was being considerate and not posting it to the public. bonnie wanted to know.

well you could have always looked up a thread called "rouges are harder to roll play than you think" if you really wanted a good read and my e-mail adress. I will get ze puppy photo tonight.

I HAVE YOUR EMAIL!!! do you want me to broadcast it or something? ze poopie peecture?

Na ka, el-limo esinded omaganda.

whats that supposed to mean? huh, punk?

its mean Na ka, el-limo esinded omaganda.

i understand now.

Oh but do you?

i did. now i am not quite so sure i remember...*fumbles through words of the idiotic genius handbook*

puupy in lap... mmmmm.

i love puppies...