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What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 101

darakat - Now with pockets!

Yes she can. The court notes your objection, please continue.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 102

Tacysa

I demand that it be scratched from the record even if the jury has heard it. I DEMAND it. Demand...vocabulary test tomorrow...exigir?


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 103

Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag!

*sigh*

objection withdrawnsmiley - erm


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 104

darakat - Now with pockets!

Overuled


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 105

Mr. Carrot

She/He can file a formal complaint, just fill in form 0834, 0659, 9854 and 5486, if She/He has any siblings, She/He will have to fill in form 5628 and 8574, and if any of them are previously convicted, She/He will also have to fill in form 3284, all in accordance with paragraphs 12, 24, 83 and 90 of the official bureaucracy law. Her/his case will then be reviewed after a nice waiting time of say... thirty years.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 106

Tacysa

But that's only if she/he has filled out sections I, IV, XI, and XX of partial document 2153 first.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 107

darakat - Now with pockets!

yes well only if the 8792 (iii) is filled.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 108

Tacysa

Shucks, people really fill that one out? Maybe that's why they keep returning mine...


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 109

Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag!

It's not that you have to fill it out, it's just that you have to return three blank copies, each with a staple in the bottom left corner. Don't tell me you've been stapling it wrong all this time!


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 110

darakat - Now with pockets!

What happens if she does?


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 111

Mr. Carrot

Well, she gets it back in three years, with a note saying how she now has to fill out form 5623B, 4865, and 5981, and fill out all the other forms again.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 112

Tacysa

Damn, I've been stapling it in the lower right-hand corner.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 113

Mr. Carrot

This is when I introduce the principle of "too bad for you, boo hoo hoo...". Widely known as the founding principle of right-wing capitalism.smiley - winkeye


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 114

Tacysa

*clearsthroatanddoesvoicewarmups* Biiiiiiiiiiiiite mmeeeeee.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 115

Mr. Carrot

*snap**bite**chew*


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 116

Tacysa

Have I said that boys are icky, yet?


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 117

Mr. Carrot

Nope, but don't bother.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 118

Tacysa

Well, boys are icky.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 119

darakat - Now with pockets!

We do try, its all a visage, behind closed doors we are as clean and well dressed as anyone else, we just turn up in our sing-lets and worst BO when we know women will be there.


What would darakat do if he lead a major religion?

Post 120

Tacysa

Physically, they're great. Mentally, they're icky. Emotionally, they're like dogs. Therefore, boys are icky but they're also quite splendid. Girls, however, are disgusting. Girls hide their nastiness where boys do it openly.


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