h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's a great motto. You also have to tap your fingertips together and look smug as a way to get the evilness out of your system.

Exelent.

for christmas: a neural spell check.

Ooh, good idea!

56 is nice number.

so is...42! hahahahahahahha...

Whats 6 times 7? heheeh

ah...ah....just when you need your times tables....42! haha!

or perhaps the square root of 1764, or the cubed root of 74088

or the size of my brain in cubic picometers.

Yes well thats resnably big.

but do you think flattery will get you anywhere? good boy...

yes yes it will. Watch, you are the most butifal thing I have know since I ever set eyes on the first light of day, will you marry me? Is a brilent example of a question you will not answer yes to in terms of the fact that the flattery is to much, where as I just say, you are the most butiful thing I ever seen, will you marry me? would more likely get a yes answer, but this is of course depending on the fact that you haven't even seen me, nor have I seen you, so the answer will still be no no mater how much flattery i put beofre hand, insults are a diffrent matter however...

i actually respond to insults.

my point exactly. you smell, will you marry me? might work better.

not that one. i just bathed and smell *sniff sniff* wonderfully of cinnamon.

I never said waht you smell of.

aha! there is always a loophole for the loopy.

:P

an end to this one too.