h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and of the paranoid.

Or the lazy.

lazy. rock.

yeah! lazy!

busy hands are happy hands and happy hands are busy.

my cats breath smells like cats food.

my dog smells delightfully like dog.

My dog aslo smells like dog, but a diffrent sort of dog.

My...um... crap, no pets here to compare!!

Well there are two solutions to that problem
Also I don't actuly have a cat.

So you imaginary cat's breath smells like imaginary cat food?

It might smell like mice though.

what about tree frogs? mine loves to eat those.

you do know there posionos?

he catches them and eats them on his own, we dont feed them to him or anything.

doesn't stop them from being posionous...

well, what do you want me to do? tape his little mouth shut?

I donno, maby he gets high on the toxins...

i hate the cat. ill hold him prone and stare at him until he goes bonkers. i wouldnt hurt him, just drive him crazy.

Well if you want to be sufficantly evil, tape his wiskers to his face when he is alseep and wait till he wakes up, watch what happens and luaght at it. Peel an orange and laught for a non-evil way to calm yourself down. Alternativly use a mattock.


Darakat spreading evil, distrust and khaos since 1983