h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I think this is time for my all famous quote
"I like rice"
Or isn't it?

That's a great quote. Wish I could come up with statements of such profundity.

Well you can, just think of a seed and say "I like" before hand.

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You've convinced me! I'll take two! Cash, check, credit card, or shady under-the-table trading deal?

Shady deal! what sort of businessman do you take me for? A non corrupt overly healthy, well to do gentleman? Hell no!

I don't know, I kind of imagined you as always being flanked by 2 men in black suits who always wore sunglasses and had shoulders big enough so that they barely fit through doors. But that could just be me.

What thugs? Oh those thugs...

I know, I know, you have no idea what they're doing and wish they would just go away and leave you alone.

No I know exactly who they are and what they are doing here and I know dam well there not going to leave me alone, its the tax department.

Oh, so you ARE spending a year dead for tax reasons. You look well considering your condition.

Thank you I do try.

Any time. I do believe the pale look is coming back in style, so you don't even have to worry about a nice vibrant tan to perk you up.

I live in australia we have permeant tans here.

Ahh, should have thought of that to begin with. No wonder you look so alive! I'm from fairly northern parts, we aren't tan for two thirds of the year unless we cheat.

Its not as good as you think, we have one of the highest cases of sun cancer in the world

Mmm, skin cancer. I can see that. Australia probably wouldn't be for me since I do have this nasty tendency to fry in the sun. Of course I live in FLorida now so that should make spring break interesting, being as I haven't really gotten any sun since about September.