h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahem, that will cost you $25. Cash or check only. No credit cards.

¿Qué desea? veinte cinco dollars? *Desplomarse*


*What do you wnat? Twnty five dollars? *faints*

The cost of admission. Hey! It's a bargain. A nice meal and some entertainment. What a deal!

As was once overheard in a Paris flea market, 'Quelle mitziah.'

Translation: What a (French) bargain (Yiddish).

Listen, lady, just because I pretended to be Mexican doesn't mean I'm not a . The English speaking got in for free and even was offered some .

The mice are in the play. And they brought their own costumes.

Perhaps you could be their wardrobe lady!

I'll think about it.

Look out, Hypatia. Bel, crusader for international equity, is on the march...

Can you get Mandy Patinkin for your play? He plays hispanic characters well...

I think he's busy in California, playing a mad Jewish playwright:

http://www.mercurynews.com/entertainment/ci_16102684

Whatever they pay you Hyp, it isn't enough.

His sword was flourished at the Discworld Con. Someone had bought it. Pterry was annoyed that it wasn't him.

TRiG.

The format of the play you sent doesn't open worth a Try again, please?

Sorry. If you meant Mandy Patinkin's play, try this one:

http://www.starkinsider.com/2010/09/on-location-compulsion-at-berkeley-rep-starring-mandy-patinkin-video.html

No, I disreguarded the many posts that meant nada to me, and referred to the play our Prezident began the journal about.

Well, poo. And now Nick is on a train bound for a holiday with his inlaws, so there's no point sending it a second time.

The good news is that we have some proper actors who are capable of learning their lines. My director is involved in the local arts scene and has directed several plays for our amateur theater group. We even have someone in charge of costumes and props. This might actually be worth seeing. I am gobsmacked. And very relieved.

We eeeeeeeeeeeeeez properrrr actors!

Underlay, underlay...

Underlay. That took me a minute.

Good news, Hypatia.

We can still use some mice.