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Well, it's Oxford or Swansea...

and I'm glad you managed not to slap Matt - I don't think I can exercise that amount of self-restraint!!!!!

To be fair, I didn't actually speak directly to him (apart from asking him to pass me my glasses first thing in the morning) so that might have helped.
He totally blanked me to start with, though, and then he told Will he "really needed to speak to him in the other room for a minute" and when I went to look for him after an *hour* he (Will) was drinking Heineken and chatting to some girls ... I mean, you know Will, and he doesn't drink lager, am I right? And then Matt had the cheek to tell a friend of mine that "Will was this close to cheating on Sarah at that party." I mean, what??! I'd love to know what's going on in that guy's head, I really would.

Oh I reckon Matt's a closet homosexual and fancies Wull really......



Will was drinking lager????????? What have you done to him???????????? I suppose that's not a bad thing really...

I haven't done anything!!! Matt did it. And it *is* a bad thing, it makes him just like other blokes and that's not on. I like him how he is
I think you may be right about Matt...

he he he - shall we spread some rumours? Leaving out the bit about him fancying Will, of course.....

No, leave that bit in. He'd be flattered
Don't you just love gossip?

*oh* yes

I just thought it may reflect a bit badly on you...

With Matt's reputation as a super-stud? I don't think so I would think anybody he fancied would be automatically elevated to his status! But I'm interested to know, why would you say that?

Oh I dunno...ppl may look at you oddly or something...

Oh, they already do. That I can deal with!

wayhey! Let's spread rumours.......

I don't think we need to! Enough seem to be going around already about poor Matt...

"poor Matt" she says!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well there's no smiley for sarcasm, I just have to hope it's understood

hmm...you also have to hope that the company is mildly intelligent...

I took that as read in this instance...

hmmm....

I just had *the* most bizarre experience ever

Ooh, what happened? Tell me!

I can't remember...

I think it may have been me having to stay in the middle of nowhere in one of my friends' manor houses, but I'm not sure that was it... It was great fun, but very very cold!!!

Everything seems to be cold these days...
Why the not remembering? Good reason or bad reason or good reason gone bad?