h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's okay, Wesley.
I don't care whether you're real or not.

I wonder why that would be?

I do, too.

Shall we ask Jeeves for the answer?

I think Happy has the answer.

Oh, Happy, would you please tell us?

John Wayne

Is he back from the dead again?



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Can we expect an answer any time soon?

Perhaps we already *know* the answer.

About John Wayne being still alive or not? That depends on which John Wayne you're talking about. The original John Wayne bit the big one and went belly up and bought the farm. Something to do with lung cancer, poor soul. But there are also John Wayne Gacy and John Wayne Bobbitt. The first was a serial killer who targeted small boys. The second became famous for having an appendage cut off by his wife The world might be able to do very well without either, but unless Gacy has been executed for his crimes, both are still drawing breath against all probability.

Do you have *any* idea what you're talking about?!

Am I supposed to? This is H2G2, after all.

Somehow I expected a more long winded response than that... but oh well, I guess you never know, do you?

*giggles*

I can get a long wind if I eat enough beans.