h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, gee! Who's being pre-moderated? That's so frustrating.

OOOOeeeeer i didn't do it
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Anhaga,

I don't find it frustrating at all! What's the problem?! It actually suits my purposes quite well, if the truth were known, don't worry about it.

J.

I quoted Exodus.

(ironically, it's "incompetent")

Well, Justin. You have clearly demonstrated that you are, in fact, doing the work of Satan and that you have no other goal than to corrupt innocent souls and drag them into the depths of the pit. Your misuse of scripture is, of course, absolutely hateful to God, and it is clear that you know this in your heart. I pity you and your poor misguided soul. I pray that Satan will blink for a moment that you may escape his clutches and see the light of Truth, both for the sake of your soul and for the sake of all the souls you are intent on corrupting.

Understand ? i shouldn't imagine you understand much .You're standing on your book of law to make your point

Anhaga,

I am well aware that you were quoting from Scripture, and, if you decided to be fair for once, you would accept that I know those Scriptures better than you do, and possibly you ever will.

My point was not about that. My point was that you, like all outsiders, and congenital enemies of God, can see what is said, but cannot see what is meant. Your interpretation is typical of someone who can only see print on the page, but does not KNOW the God who gave it, and do not begin to understand what He means.

You will do well to cease trying to teach those who know God, His people, when you are an outsider and stranger to God, and listen. Or are you, like so many on the board, among those who go to college/university and instruct your lecturers/professors in their subject?

Justin

Why do you persist in this arrogance?

You have plainly stated that intellect and knowledge are worthless when it comes to understanding scripture. Therefore your "bible college degree" has no value, and Anhaga, az, me or any other contributor to this site is equally entitled to quote from the bible and present an interpretation.

The only thing that you yourself have placed above intellect is direct interpretation of scripture through the voice in your head that you know as god.

Can you demonstrate to us that this is the voice of god, rather than either a delusion or the voice of "Mr Spiteful" (someone you also believe in)? No? Your intellectual capability is certainly not able to counter the intellectual abilities of those gathered here. So far even the best of your parables and sermons doesn't even come close, so your only hope is divine assitance.

Have you ever considered the possibility that gods message is an entirely simple and benign message, but that it has been thoroughly distorted by sundry priests like yourself, over hundreds and thousands of years, all as an attempt to create and maintain power and wealth? No? Why not do think?

You clearly object to the continuation of these aims through the organised churches of England and Rome, but you continue to use the very same book that they do. A book which for over a thousand years was in the sole care of the church of Rome.

Don't you think that perhaps the message might have been lost or amended along the way?

Madent

No Justin, you are sadly wrong.

You will never know scripture as well as I do. If that were possible, you would realize that life on this earth is not a scripture quoting competition. You are of the devil. You lie and you are a disciple of the father of lies. You will burn with him and you know it. You are an abomination. You would do well to move along yoourself, but we all know that you can't do that because you are addicted to your filthy sin of pride. You fool no one here with the filth you spout and you certainly are not fooling God. It is sad and pitiful that you have no knowledge of God.

Justin,

You said to anhaga: << Your interpretation is typical of someone who can only see print on the page, but does not KNOW the God who gave it, and do not begin to understand what He means.>>

There you go again, saying that you are the ONLY person who KNOWS this God. Next you will be saying that you *are* God, which you have come close to saying a few times.

You call yourself a preacher but you have no answers for anybody. As Jordan pointed out elsewhere, you only tell people what they are doing wrong and not what they could do that is right, how they can get closer to God, other than to magically KNOW your God the same way that you do. In your silly car parable you stated that God only gives cars to a certain few, one of whom is obviously yourself, but you do not say why or how God chooses who He is going to give cars to.

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Again, with the insults. I am not an enemy of your God nor anybody else's god. And neither is anhaga, Madent, Jordan, Math, Noggin and everyone else on this thread. Why do you insist on calling us such nasty names?

You seem quite incapable of loving your fellow man. And yet you still dare to call yourself a Christian? A Christian is one who follows the teachings of Christ. You do not.

az

" Or are you, like so many on the board, among those who go to college/university and instruct your lecturers/professors in their subject?"

You have not been hired here to be a lecturer, Justin, and, while you do profess to certain things, you have be know means demonstrated any authority to profess. You are of Satan. It would be wonderful if you knew something of the God who created this world, but you do not. You are a sad, withered little soul. And you certainly are not in a moral, theological, or intellectual position to be delivering any lectures on the subject you have chosen for yourself. We pray for you Justin.

"if you decided to be fair for once, you would accept that I know those Scriptures better than you do, and possibly you ever will."

Right. "if you decided to be fair for once". What do you know of my fairness? What do you know about my knowledge of scripture? You know that I know a bit of one verse of Exodus. That's all I've posted. You, on the other hand, have posted countless megabytes of misinterpretation and evil twisting of scripture. We all know the limits of your scriptural knowledge. If you were fair and courteous, you would assume that I had a far greater knowledge of scripture than you do. But you are not interested in fairness or scripture: you are interested in leading souls away into the same blindness that you have found for yourself.


Get thee behind me.

Well then Justin, I assume from your incredible knowledge of scripture that you must speak Ancient Hebrew, Greek & Latin, and probably have the original versions of all of the texts that make up the Bible? No?

Okay, Justin, let's try this again, since you don't seem to be noticing my posts. You posted to me:

"Anhaga,

I am well aware that you were quoting from Scripture, and, if you decided to be fair for once, you would accept that I know those Scriptures better than you do, and possibly you ever will.

My point was not about that. My point was that you, like all outsiders, and congenital enemies of God, can see what is said, but cannot see what is meant. Your interpretation is typical of someone who can only see print on the page, but does not KNOW the God who gave it, and do not begin to understand what He means.

You will do well to cease trying to teach those who know God, His people, when you are an outsider and stranger to God, and listen. Or are you, like so many on the board, among those who go to college/university and instruct your lecturers/professors in their subject?"

You most definitely do not know Scriptures better than I do, and it is not likely that you ever will. Satan worshipers such as you are the "congenital enemies of God", which is, of course, a fact you are well aware of but will never admit. You are a twister of Scripture for the purposes of your master, Satan. You have no understanding of God, who is Truth and Love; you are a follower of the Master of Lies, Satan.

I'm not interested in having an intellectual discussion with you; this is not a subject that fits with rational discourse. We both know where you are coming from, and we both know why you don't respond to my statements of the Truth.

I pray that you may find a way out of your tiny, lonely, tortured solitude. There is a knocking at the door: you have only to listen.

Justin, dear dear Justin.

You have provided me with many hours of innoccent and cruel pleasure down here at "the bonkers christian petting zoo".

Locked up in your personal pre-moderated space while people come down to talk to you, look at you and poke sharp sticks at you through the bars.

Now you can be free and you Justin hold your on key of release.

Its quite clear that you've made a bit of a mess of your personal life but dont worry you can make it through you dont need to keep punishing yourself emotionally. I see self harmers like you a lot of the time and giving pain even if it is to yourself is not a good way of dealing with your problems it only masks them.

We are all animals we have no rules other than those we choose. God did not create this world so that we would suffer on earth or in hell. We have a world filled with beauty we can share and enjoy. The bible you read was written by men who want you to believe we should not share and enjoy.

Look at some of the things you your self say because you believe some of the devisive lies that men have put in there:

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Now every one knows sorcery isnt real, we also know that such a hell as described in the bible cannot physically exist, like the WMDs in Iraq these things were made up by liars to scare us into doing what people decided we should do.

Do yu want proof of how men lie Justin?

When schools teach youngsters that fornicating/whoring is good and acceptable 'provided you take precausions' are telling lies.

Those are your words justin but its you who is telling the lies. Children are taught that sexual activity is "normal" neither good nor bad. The idea that all things are either good or bad is another lie it was created by people who wanted complient followers who would do everything they were told. If you look at a map you will know that there are many routes on a juorney not just a single right and many wrong ones wrong.

I tink that because the path you have chosen in the past hasd brought you and others to a painful place you have been seduced by the idea that following the path of the lies in the bible will bring you happiness.

If you are really happy you alone will know and you will not need a little book to back up your view of the world.

That was very nicely said, Blicky.

I often wonder just how happy Justin can be when his mind is so full of sin and corruption concepts all the time.


Justin,

Are you happy? An honest question.

az

Azahar,

I am thrilled and delighted, not just happy!

I do know an honest question when I see one. I also can spot jibes and idiocy at a thousand paces.

I do believe you are refering to me and my post Justin. No matter. I do not believe like you that it is my job to save you as you do not think it is yours to save me. I take no offence at your summation of me either as you show very little understanding of reality, how can I be upset by your reaction to me.

Unpleasant and inaccurate beliefs like yours only trouble me when I see them thrust upon others in a way that makes them unhappy or they are used to hinder the paths of human progress.

Do take care of yourself. Trust in god, but tether your camel.

Justin:

I've been where you are, and please believe me, it is possible to shake of your thralldom do Satan. He seeks out those whose lives are in a shambles and tempts them from that shambles into delusion and bitterness toward their brothers and sisters. I spent many years with a fog over my eyes, cast by Satan, but then the fog was lifted and I could see clearly. I pray that you too may find the way of Truth.

Justin,



One moment please . . . . .

Sorry, just had to nip over to another of your threads to borrow this from Jordan:

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My direct questions to you are all honest ones, Justin. The bit of playing around I do (see above) is not meant to be taken seriously. But my questions are. I hope.

Thing is, I can never be sure when you have answered one.

az

Anhaga,