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TeaKay Posted Apr 26, 2004
Hmmm... if you need to, I think that's a fairly good indication that something's not completely right anyway...
TK
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Debzi_doo Posted Apr 30, 2004
speaking of weird how about a friend who thinks there is fat in water!lol. she has said a number of other things too like is Hayley from Corrie really a man?
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 30, 2004
Howdy Debzi, I don't believe we've met before... 
*waves*
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Laura Posted Apr 30, 2004
Fat in water?
Were they 'got' by the diet water April fool by any chance?
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TeaKay Posted Apr 30, 2004
If you're worried about the fat content in water, just dilute it.
TK
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 30, 2004
or enlight it!
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 30, 2004
philtered it!
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Debzi_doo Posted Apr 30, 2004
I believe I may have started something off here lol.
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted May 1, 2004
better something than nothing!
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Existential Elevator Posted May 1, 2004
Perhaps we should market low-cal water as well as low-fat water... 
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted May 1, 2004
you can always try icecubes...you will shrink!
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Existential Elevator Posted May 2, 2004
Well.. It looks like only you guys exist still...Although I can definitely say low-fat water /doesn't/
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TeaKay Posted May 2, 2004
Except for me: I don't exist. But I'm here anyway, breaking every known law of the universe, and a few unknowns too.
Low fat water doesn't exist? So only high fat water does? What's wrong with the world?!??
TK
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Existential Elevator Posted May 4, 2004
TK... don't feel bad, I'm sure I don't really exist either
I know... What /is/ wrong with the world?
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted May 4, 2004
~~ What /is/ wrong with the world? ~~
the baddie get too much press!
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TeaKay Posted May 4, 2004
We can nonexist together then, in a state of sublime noncaringness. Blissssss....
Surely you should be nonexistential Elevator then?
TK
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Existential Elevator Posted May 6, 2004
Well, for a while I was Exponential Levitator, does that count?
I think I should give up now and declare myself a singularity...
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