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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 22, 2004
Well, thay have to prove they still exist before they get anything... 
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 22, 2004
I wanna have a foamy 
I can not remember the English name (egg white shaken & baked)
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Laura Posted Apr 22, 2004
meringue?
Not sure if that's the right spelling though
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 22, 2004
that is what I mean......
with , crushed nuts and slices of banana 
hot 
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BT2 Posted Apr 22, 2004
Chocolate Sponge Cake?
Yes! In Denmark you get a cake for your birthday with marzipan basically like icing. ...mmm...marzipan.... *Homer-like*
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 22, 2004
we call it in Dutch: "schuimgebak" (foamcake).
it made as meringue ,but crushed and mixed with or a fruit.
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Laura Posted Apr 22, 2004
Great on that square cake thig, whossname, battenburg?
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Researcher 178815 Posted Apr 22, 2004
That's the one. Bah! It's like people showing food on TV, this. Stop teasing me!
*wants battenburg*
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TeaKay Posted Apr 22, 2004
May have a problem there- I'm not really sure I exist all that convincingly. You could ask most people you meet, and I doubt they've even met me. In fact, you're the only person who seems to accept me as being anywhere at all... I'm beginning to think I'm nothing more than a figment of your imagination. You're certainly nutty enough.
Nutty as a fruitcake, which sounds like a nice alternative to the chocolate cake flying around here.
TK
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Existential Elevator Posted Apr 23, 2004
The only battenburg that is vegetarian is the kipling's lemon and orange one, and I only found out that the other week! 
*pokes TK* Nope, certainly looks like you're real 
...
~~Nutty as a fruitcake! That's the second time I've been insulted on h2g2 this morning! 
You're lucky I don't take away your and 
privilages! 
~~
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Anachronism Posted Apr 23, 2004
cherry bakewells!!!!
i read a story in a magazine about someone who complianed because the cherrys in their cherry bakewells werent in the middle as on the box and this "ruined their afternoon"!lol
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TeaKay Posted Apr 23, 2004
Well, you would think that wouldn't you, if I'm a product of your deranged imagination?
And how's that an insult?!?!? I owe my very questionable existence to the fact that you imagined me- I may not be here at all if it wasn't for your nutty fruitcake-ness.
TK
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TeaKay Posted Apr 23, 2004
You think that's mad?
I got a cadbury's mini eggs easter cake, and there was a note on the top of the box saying that "actual colours of eggs may vary from those shown". Now, by itself, it's pretty petty that they have to put something like that on, but when you realise that the "eggs shown" where the actual eggs that were on the top of the cake, through a cellophane window in the top of the box...
The world is going crazy. I sometimes think EE's the only /sane/ one for having invented me!
TK
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Anachronism Posted Apr 23, 2004
now that is crazy!but its like having may contain traces of nuts of peanuts bags!!!
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TeaKay Posted Apr 23, 2004
And "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals" on chainsaws, and "do not drive or operate heavy machinery" on childrens cough medicine.
TK
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AlexoOo Posted Apr 24, 2004
is it true that childs cough medicine has morphine in it?
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Anachronism Posted Apr 26, 2004
my friend bout some of those feminax period tablets and they had "do not use while preganant" on them!!!!!
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